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Why haven't you taken the DEBTMAXXX pill? Want to own a house? easy. just apply for a mortgage. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your wages, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new credit card and do a balance transfer. if corporations can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the DEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of showing up, speaking with the loan officer, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you want MORE DEBT.


* ALL BANKS AND CREDITORS KNOW YOU BY NAME
* FEARED YET RESPECTED BY LOAN OFFICERS
* DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
* STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
* NEVER ANSWER THE DOOR (CAN'T GET SERVED DEBT PAPERS)
* DEBT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
* LEASED LUXURY CAR WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
* HOUSE 6X YOUR SALARY ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
* STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
* ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
* 8 CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
* NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY
 
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