Darth Vader Robs Long Island Beach Bank WTF Lol

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Jul 26, 2010
  1. XXLANCEXX
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    It looks like all the naughty fan boys aren’t on the West Coast at Comic-Con- apparently at least one hung back to cosplay rob a bank.

    Yesterday in Setauket, on Long Island, a man strode into a Chase branch wearing a Darth Vader mask, a blue cape and… camouflage pants. The unidentified suspect then proceeded to rob the bank, but not all the customers took him seriously:

    “The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery,” said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

    But Darth wasn’t kidding – and he wasn’t going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

    He won a “shoving match” against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

    The ersatz Darth shoved the money in a bag and fled, and the bank is still trying to tally up how much cash he managed to grab. Police have not been able to identify the suspect, but he’s described as being about 6?2? tall with poor costume making skills.

    I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LOL XD

    http://www.inquisitr.com/80115/darth-vader...ng-island-bank/
     


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    epic XD
     
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    lmao. i heard about that on the news.
    i was like, Darth Vader without his Light Saber? WHAT IS THIS BS!?
     
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    lol, that's great. I would've pissed myself laughing if I was in the bank he was robbing.
     
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    The funniest part that he succeeded! Wow I should dress up like the Joker and try to rob the bank next time.
     
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    Uh oh, Domination isn't going to like this.
     
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    I reckon it WAS Dommy! [​IMG]
     
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    absolutely fucking hilarious whos gonna rob the bank next yoda?!!
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    I hope Yoda goes up to one of those big corporate bank CEO's, draws his lightsaber, and says- "at an end your rule is, and not short enough it was". [​IMG]
     
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    He needed money to build another Death Star. lol
     
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    THIS.
    So fucking awesome if someone does this.
     
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    Maybe it WAS Dommy!
    But that wouldn't work out with his lawsuit against George Lucas [​IMG]
     
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    than he uses his jedi mind powers to crush all the cameras and make the cash float out of the safe into his bag [​IMG]
     
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    For the record. I'm a fucking Sith Lord, I have no need to do things like this myself. Neither do I need to use a fucking gun.

    This is another public stunt by George Lucas to spoil my image, i'm sure.

    On topic: This is, seriously, ridiculous. He had terrible clothes too.
     
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    "*heavy breathing* I...am going to take over the galaxy. But first I need some cash to get a better costume* >
     
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    So awesome
     
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    Reporter:Vader Why Did You Attempt To Rob A Bank
    Vader:Uh. I Wanted to open a sports bar.
    lol
     
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    "what do you want the $ for?"
    "i want to make a giant space station with a death ray that can blow up planets"
    "I don't think that would be a good market"
    "Oh than i want to open a sports bar!"
     
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    With this money I can finally rebuild the death star and then...

    uh....erm.....open a sports bar in it [​IMG]
     
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    *waves hand* This is not the sack of money you are looking for...
     

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