dang family

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by rastsan, Feb 24, 2010.

Feb 24, 2010

dang family by rastsan at 4:37 PM (2,574 Views / 0 Likes) 26 replies

  1. rastsan
    OP

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

    Joined:
    May 28, 2008
    Messages:
    963
    Location:
    toronto
    Country:
    Canada
    So last year when my grandfather died. I didn't find out til it was too late - for me to goto the funeral. The person who called was a cousin I hadn't talked to for 5 years. In the background when she called I can hear my mom saying 'Why you calling him for!' along with one of my other cousins saying the exact same thing.
    Now just a year and 5 days after my grandfathers death my brother has a baby. I find out yet again from that cousin who called me the frist time. But this time in an email with a have you seen the pictures...
    Now my MOM has an excuse for not wanting to talk to me but my brother doesn't...
    About to go check my mailbox hoping for some pictures of my nephew.
    so pissed off and so sad at the same time.
    SIGH...
     


  2. rastsan
    OP

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

    Joined:
    May 28, 2008
    Messages:
    963
    Location:
    toronto
    Country:
    Canada
    so only two pictures one from the cousin who told me another from the relative who mailed me...

    strange the way life goes

    when I was 15 I got hit by lightning and had the best orgasm I'ver ever had to date. But because I got hit by lightning a concerned neighbour took me to the hospital and had me checked out. thankfully there was no damage. But they did find lung cancer and heart disease...
    they told me that I needed a heart transplant and that it would cost me $250 000 they also told me that my life expectancy was less than three months they didn't do anything for the cancer for fear of complications to the heart then.
    A year later I am having experimental vacuum laser surgery, coincidentaly the same thing they used on my appendix (later).
    anyways the lung cancer was directly related to my parents smoking. They both stopped when they heard (my mom still probably has that last cigarette in the freezer). My dad just went cold turkey, he gained like 50 lbs but no more smoking...
    so I am missing a chunk of lung but still have the cancer. and could literally die tomorrow...
    gotta watch the stress (goosebumps)

    back to the lightning strike, that wonderful strike changed my life quite literally...
    If I hadn't been hit I wouldn't have known about the cancer or heart problems (as long as I am alive I'll have my original heart).
    If I hadn't been hit I wouldn't later search for sexual experiences that would give me an orgasm as good as that hit of lightning...
    and yes the second time I got hit by lightning on purpose, it didn't do a damn thing but melt my shoes and watch band (thankfully the scar from the band disappered with a sun tan)
    because of that crusade of sex I realized that being stuck in redneck conservative shit hole wasn't where I wanted to be, at least not sexually.
    Yes I have done the whole rigmarole of drugs and other things ("You've done that!" "you tried that!" is a tired and annoying saying from my sexual partners)
    But for that type of orgasm I'd do pretty much anything
    So when I told my parents about my sexuality (really Its not a choice it just is...)(SIGH)
    I was expecting A different response then (my dad) "you are no longer my son..." (my mom) "Only talk to me when you get sick I don't want to hear about anything else."
    Years of my sending mail to them to have it returned and being hung up on when I call, have turned me sour on them, but the important mail I could always get delivered through my brother or godmother...
    So when my brother has yet to tell me about his first born kid when he has known about mine for twelve years well... pisses me off (yeah the parents turned that letter away and thus do not know that his kid is not their first grandkid) at least that was what he told me... And now I wonder if he was just playing nice.

    I would probably be working on a farm no less then 50 kilometers from my parents house had I not been hit by lightning and worse married the first girl who told me she loved me.

    Now I know more about sex then 18 of my relatives together, have quite literally had sex with over 10000 people (not the number of times just the number of people)
    and for some reaseon I am letting this--- nephew thing almost put me in the hospital (the boyfriend thinks I stayed home to do my taxes which actually only took me 20 minutes to do while waiting at the doctors office today)
    Thanks to this I get to spend the next couple of months watching my diet and checking my stats whenenver I can get away (the boyfrind just doesn't get this -the fact I have to do it behind his back is enough to tell me he is not someone to marry)

    So back to my meditation and hoping the hell I don't need to write more cleansing stuff like this
    oops can't forget the awful tasting meds yeah(sarcasm)
     
  3. outgum

    Member outgum Pokemanz Master

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2009
    Messages:
    1,993
    Location:
    Hamilton, New Zealand
    Country:
    New Zealand
    thats messed up yo...
     
  4. o0ICE0o

    Member o0ICE0o GBAtemp Regular

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    232
    Country:
    United States
    Im 12 wat is this?
     
  5. rastsan
    OP

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

    Joined:
    May 28, 2008
    Messages:
    963
    Location:
    toronto
    Country:
    Canada
    Okay so no pics, used a registered letter to check if my brother was and is actualy interested in communicating with me (apparently he isn't -still hasn't picked up the congrats card yet). the phone number he gave me goes to some guy named Jesse (same name as his girlfreind/baby mama but she doesn't sound like that).
    Still nothing from my mom saying hey your an uncle. Beginning to think that I owe my cousin a big thankyou as she seems to be the only one talking to me right now.
    Damn the heart monitor just went off again, must calm down...

    side note - I just realized i spent a good chunk of time helping someone who I told to screw off in another topic, even worse sound like they are a big freaking liar- I hate liars, really is that hard to tell the truth or is it that some people need to sound more important...
    Okay calming down...

    I know being left out of the loop is not really that big a deal but emotionally this hurts.
    Its making me question my entire life and well I am kinda proud of how far i've gone and how long I've managed to stay alive.
    I should probably be taking this a lot less seroiusly...

    Anyone with a similar situation? how did you handle it?

    wow I still need to calm down. dang family!
     
  6. claudekennilol

    Member claudekennilol GBAtemp Regular

    Joined:
    May 9, 2008
    Messages:
    239
    Country:
    United States
    I have no idea what you're talking about. The first post didn't make any sense. I didn't read anything after that 'cause I couldn't understand your first post.
     
  7. soulx

    Member soulx GBAtemp Legend

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Messages:
    10,130
    Country:
    Canada
    This should be in the Blog Section.
    Your mother hates you, eh?
     
  8. Thoob

    Member Thoob LOLmonade.

    Joined:
    May 28, 2009
    Messages:
    1,126
    Location:
    Scotland
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    Is this for real?
     
  9. El-ahrairah

    Member El-ahrairah GBAtemp Fan

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2007
    Messages:
    365
    Country:
    United States
    You need to go seek professional help, seriously. If what you're saying is true (and I don't doubt it isn't), then you need someone who is qualified to help to talk to, not the Internet. Or else you'll keep getting replies like "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
     
  10. BlackDave

    Member BlackDave Official GBATemp "Cleanup Guy"

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2009
    Messages:
    913
    Location:
    The Promised Land...
    Country:
    United States
    So after reading the first post I don't understand much.

    When you say sexuality, are you homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual

    Must be a horrible life
     
  11. Panzer Tacticer

    Member Panzer Tacticer veteran human

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2008
    Messages:
    1,222
    Location:
    Right Here
    Country:
    Canada
    I'm guessing your choices are at odds with your parents limitations on acceptance.

    You have my sympathy.

    All I can say, is at least life hasn't shit on you. Seems like you could have died more than once already. But haven't.

    You can pick your friends, you can't pick your family.

    I don't have any bright ideas/solutions though. The sooner that you pretend they have all died, the sooner you will likely start feeling better.
     
  12. yuyuyup

    Member yuyuyup GBAtemp Psycho!

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2006
    Messages:
    3,303
    Location:
    USA MTN timezone
    Country:
    United States
    If you want to get your rocks off, just smoke some marijuana and wack it
     
  13. soulx

    Member soulx GBAtemp Legend

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Messages:
    10,130
    Country:
    Canada
    Not the best idea.
    Legal issues and health issues.
     
  14. yuyuyup

    Member yuyuyup GBAtemp Psycho!

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2006
    Messages:
    3,303
    Location:
    USA MTN timezone
    Country:
    United States
    marijuana is harmless and will soon be legal
    also wacking it is legal in the USA
     
  15. CyrusBlue

    Member CyrusBlue GBAtemp Fan

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2009
    Messages:
    338
    Location:
    New York
    Country:
    United States
    Wait what?

    I get hit with lightning and it burns.
    You get hit with lightning and have an orgasm.

    Some people have all the luck.
     
  16. UltraMagnus

    Member UltraMagnus hic sunt dracones

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2007
    Messages:
    1,967
    Location:
    Portsmouth
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    It all depends on the conditions, the are innumerable variables.
     
  17. zuron7

    Member zuron7 RBYG

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2009
    Messages:
    1,369
    Location:
    GPS not available in this area
    Country:
    India
    So basically...Your MOM doesn't want you to know some things.
    Bu those things are really stupid to not tell.
    Just have a talk with your mom as to why she's not telling you stuff.
     
  18. rastsan
    OP

    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

    Joined:
    May 28, 2008
    Messages:
    963
    Location:
    toronto
    Country:
    Canada
    No, no, no... MY brother still has yet to tell me about his son. That I am an uncle.
    Just my cousin and my grandmother talking to me. (I think the cousin is keeping tabs on me cause my grandmother asked her- just not sure).

    And yes I am bisexual.

    My mom doesn't want to know about me... Hence the returned mail, hung up phone calls.
    My grandmother knows about her great grandkid and agrees with me. That knowing about your first grandkid is kinda important. whether my mom wants to know or not. My grandmother was quite unhappy when my mom left the mail I sent to her -through my grandma- unopened.

    Literally back in 1998 and I quote from the towns only flower shop .... "she said those can't be for me my oldest is gay and my youngest has already told me he didn't send those so take them back I don't want them or think they are for me."
    The florist offered to refund my money (the florist and I were friends - I helped her set up a very successful pot-pourri business).
    I called my godmother up and told her... she just laughed and said was that your joke...
    I told her I wasn't joking and got her help me get my mom on the phone. My mom literally hung up on me the second after I said Hi...

    And so....
    Here I am years later looking after my boyfriends nephews like they are my own kids. Quite literally not knowing if my kid is doing well. just knowing I have one...
    Sigh...

    Wishing I had done things differently.

    Keeping myself calm and wondering why my brother is unlisted....
     
  19. Xarsah16

    Member Xarsah16 GBATemp's Official Village Dingus/Idiot

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2007
    Messages:
    722
    Location:
    Hyrule
    Country:
    Wow, I can't believe you topped my ex-boyfriend's story, and he went through some crazy shit too including a brain tumor and growing up without his father because he was in prison, and a whole bunch of stuff. Congratulations! That's quite the achievement. (Also part of the reason why I'd never date a guy again.)

    As far as your life goes, I hope it gets better for you, I really do. Good luck!
     
  20. Gore

    Member Gore GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2007
    Messages:
    1,559
    Country:
    United States
    I only read the part where you said you fucked 10,000+ different people, meaning if you're 40 you've had sex pretty much every day with a different person. Beginning on your twelfth birthday.

    calling major BS on this, the whole thing is definitely a lie.

    LOL convention of people who got hit by lightning
    or was it the liar convention..
     

Share This Page