I doubt anybody from here lives very close to me. I live in a pretty rural town in the greater Bay Area in California. (I also live only a few miles away from "Crap Mountain" named so for the huge amount of cow shit found on there. The cow population in this town is probably about half of the human population. Also, there's a lot of pears, and a lot of pear orchards, and everyone likes pears). I bet there are some tempers who live not too far away, (i.e. Berkeley, San Francisco, Oakland), though.