Crunchy peanut butter is literally the worst thing ever

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All I wanted was a nice PBJ sandwich but all I could find was crunchy peanut butter.

It ruined the taste and texture of the sandwich and I didn't enjoy it :(

Crunchy peanut butter should be outlawed
 
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Peanut butter is made from roasted peanuts, which are also of a sweeter variety I believe. Also there's a good amount of sugar in it. Peanuts and peanut butter are different things dude
 

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Are you really sure crunchy peanut butter is literally the worst thing?

THE ARREST OF ALBERT FISH

Mrs. E. Solarid passed on the obscene letters to the police and Albert Hamilton Fish, Hollywood Producer, was promptly arrested.

In his excellent and the definitive book on Albert Fish called Deranged (1998) author Harold Schechter sets out the contents of one such letter: “I wish you could see me now. I am sitting in a chair naked. The pain is across my back, just over my behind. When you strip me naked, you will see a most perfect form. Yours, yours sweet honey of my heart. I can taste your sweet piss, your sweet shit. You must pee-pee in a glass and I shall drink every drop of it as you watch me.

Tell me when you want to do number 2. I will take you over my knees, pull up your clothes, take down your drawers and hold my mouth to your sweet honey fat ass and eat your sweet peanut butter as it comes out fresh and hot. That is how they do it in Hollywood.

https://davidmalocco.wordpress.com/2015/05/08/albert-h-fish-1870-1936-serial-killer/

So...there are worse kinds of "peanut butter" and worse things in general...maybe people are the worst thing ever?
 
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nuts or go home! none of that creamy crap, unless the kids want that. maybe this is an age thing. maybe younger people want creamy no nuts peanut butter? CRUNCHY FTW!!

also, this thread needs a poll.

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id pay to see this fight. live stream when?
 
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nuts or go home! none of that creamy crap, unless the kids want that. maybe this is an age thing. 16 and younger want creamy no nuts peanut butter? CRUNCHY FTW!!

also, this thread needs a pool.

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id pay to see this fight. live stream when?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 

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nuts or go home! none of that creamy crap, unless the kids want that. maybe this is an age thing. 16 and younger want creamy no nuts peanut butter? CRUNCHY FTW!!

also, this thread needs a pool.

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id pay to see this fight. live stream when?
To be fair creamy is great on its own too, but nothing beats the peanut crumbles on your melty peanut butter toasts.
 
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Well vinscool didnt respond, I win by default... Right?
Excuse me, I was making my victory crunchy peanut butter toasts, you could have some patience, tsk tsk.
 

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