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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Nujui, Jun 16, 2011.
Pretty much make a backstory and name of your character, what they do, what they are, etc
born in the land of sausages
not really much is known about sausage head excpet that he comitted a mass-murder at a local police office for curry
Born in Canada, New Jersey.
AlanJohn is a very powerful troll that betrayed is troll brothers.
He uses his powers to save the temp and to help people.
But everyone thinks he's bad, ugly, and bad.
He wan'ts to prove to everyone he deserves there respect...
And he keeps telling everyone he will become the Hokage administrator one day.
You guys are so original.
Mah proud creation...
Warning: Spoilers inside!
Mr Useless is a nondescript RPG character.
Mr Useless is useless in-game.
He can't attack, defend, perform magic, use items, use skills or even try to escape.
He just stands there, wasting precious space in your party's roster.
Also, even if his party somehow manages to win a random enemy encounter despite carrying his dead weight, he never levels up. EVER.
You also cannot remove him from the party, even if he has died.
You cannot get the 100% ending if he is dead after the final battle, where the boss is always attacking him.
Reviving him requires the most expensive in-game item, which costs more than the most powerful weapons and armor put together.
The shop that sells it is guarded by 6 sub-bosses, who respawn every time you buy the item.
Mr Useless has to be buffed and healed every battle, costing you precious turns, gold, items and mana, otherwise he will most likely die, and reviving him costs an arm and a leg. Not to mention those 6 sub-bosses you have to go through to buy the revival item.
If you finish the game with less than 100% completion, your entire party will turn on Mr Useless, and you will be forced to fight all of them with the most useless in-game character.
If you lose the battle against his pissed-off party-mates, the game will automatically upload your save data to the interwebs for the trolls to feast on. Trolls love trolling people who suck at games.
Also, you can't retrieve your save data after you get defeated, and thus you will be shamed forever.
If you get 100% completion, YOU will become Mr. Useless. Thanks for enjoying the game!
Most video-game experts agree that Mr Useless is either a game-breaking glitch [a la Missigno] or an NPC who somehow became a playable character. Some say he's a curse.
Thank you, that's what I wanted Shin.
I'm busy creating a patch to convert him into Ms. Useless for the gender-confused female gamers.
Born in the desert.
Became a giant dinosaur with wings by crazy japan scientests.
Then met my comrade 1234turtles.
Then we fought alanjohn.
That is my story.
Eh, how about my D&D character?
(and his noble steed "Chamomile", a golden retriever)
Fartin was a very poorly skilled thief until he was caught by Human nobles. His intrinsic curiosity and propensity to stumble aimlessly into treasure hordes endeared him to the humans.
When he was given the chance to come along on a quest, his short legs were insufficient to keep up with the rest of the party.
(And nobody wanted to carry him)
So he was granted his animal companion, which he promptly named after the most beautiful Human word he knew.
He is often called upon to pick locks, or be flung across chasms.
Oh, here's a second one...
Mr Bugger-all Mr Debugger!!!
Warning: Spoilers inside!
Mr Debugger is an unlockable RPG character.
One doesn't describe Mr Debugger. He implants a description into your head and you agree. Or else.
You can use him if you get to 100% with Mr Useless. Just start a new game.
[No, newly-converted Mr Useless, there is no guide on how to start a new game. How useless can you be?]
If you got 99% or lower, the interwebz is prob still throwing tomatoes [canned ones] at you, so you prob don't have him... Move along...
Mr Debugger replaces Mr Useless in your in-game party.
Mr Debugger has max stats, all spells, all skills and max level.
Mr Debugger needs no equipment or items.
Mr Debugger doesn't die.
When playing with Mr Debugger, you have the option of removing all the other characters in your party. Mr Debugger alone is strong enough, anyways.
If you finish the game below 100% for some reason, you really have become Mr Useless. Shame.
If you finish the game at 100% Mr Debugger will pop out of the screen and roundhouse-kick you, changing you from Mr Useless back to your normal self.
Most video-game experts say Mr Debugger was designed after Chuck Norris. They just won't admit saying so coz he might pop outta the screen and roundhouse-kick them.
[don't tell anyone I told you, either]
Not as good as the first... But... Hey, is that a foot coming out of the next spoiler box???
Warning: Spoilers inside!
king of the molepeople
is blind like a donkeyboner and likes to have teaparties with his mole people on the moon's surface
my character is saruchigo
he was born with a nine-tailed fox curse mark which enabled him to see hollows. one day he was stabbed in the chest by a soul reaper which gave him soul ninja powers. he now fights powerful arracnars after his nine tailed curse mark
awesome right its soooooo orignal
Pudding vs Jelly
Race: Demonic Humanoid Feline Anthropomorph
The Catboy was created many years ago by a combination of black magic and science. His pure goal is to create an army to raise against the world and take it over. His meaning is not for evil, but to change the world for good and an attempt to create world peace through means of Peace through tyranny.
Class: Ranger -> Saboteur
Best Skills: Trapping, Hide and Fatal Stab.
As a ranger, she has a low defense but her very high dodge rate and high movespeed makes up for it. Her Fatal Stab is very dangerous as it is the most powerful attack in a Bellato Ranger's arsenal, paired with Hide, you won't see when she'll strike.
She can also use a Bow and a Firearm skillfully.
She enjoys her free time when not farming or leveling-up doing nothing but PK. She goes to the enemies' PL spots and secretly plant traps, and ambush any innocent lowbie in her way. If she feels that she is outnumbered, she simply pass by them, or wait for a last-hit. One way or another, she will get her kill.
"Death awaits you in a minute."
"Watch your step, your next one might be your last."
Many believe she is only a rumor. Well, she leave no witnesses.