Corrupt a Wish

[Chains]

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.

Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

I'll start. I wish I could read the minds of the people I talk to.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Wish granted!
You now know how everyone thinks about you and you are now a nervous wreck and can’t sleep.

I wish for infinite money.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Wish granted!
You now know how everyone thinks about you and you are now a nervous wreck and can’t sleep.

I wish for infinite money.

Wish Granted!
You get infinite amount of money but it breaks economy so at the end of the day you are just kinda above avarege.

I wish to be liked by everyone.

 

[Chains]

Granted! You're liked by everyone, in prison.

I wish the Switch had more Fire Emblem games.

 

[slaphappygamer]

WISH GRANTED!!

You now buy E V E R Y Fire Emblem game EVER on the switch. Expecting each to be new and awesome with amazing characters only to find that each one is the E X A C T same. Nintendo stops letting anything through that is NOT a Fire Emblem game. You regret ever owning a switch and bury it in the yard, but you keep buying Fire Emblem games because you are an addict.

Oh please, grant me the ability to never get full. I love EATING!

 

[IC_]

WISH GRANTED!!

You now buy E V E R Y Fire Emblem game EVER on the switch. Expecting each to be new and awesome with amazing characters only to find that each one is the E X A C T same. Nintendo stops letting anything through that is NOT a Fire Emblem game. You regret ever owning a switch and bury it in the yard, but you keep buying Fire Emblem games because you are an addict.

Oh please, grant me the ability to never get full. I love EATING!

You are starving the entire time no matter how much you eat and you eventually run out of food and die.

I wish the world was good.

 

[x65943]

You are starving the entire time no matter how much you eat and you eventually run out of food and die.

I wish the world was good.

The earth itself becomes sentient and realizes humans have essentially corrupted the ecosystem and terrorize every other form of life - the good world sends every natural disaster possible at humankind and destroys them in a slurry of hurricane, giant volcano eruptions and earthquakes.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Flame]

The earth itself becomes sentient and realizes humans have essentially corrupted the ecosystem and terrorize every other form of life - the good world sends every natural disaster possible at humankind and destroys them in a slurry of hurricane, giant volcano eruptions and earthquakes.

I wish for immortality.

Granted! enjoy your time in hell.


i wish for world peace

 

[slaphappygamer]

There finally is world peace, but it’s too strange for some and it’s believed to be a hoax. Then this asshole says his cock is bigger than this other asshole. The first asshole has a gun and shoots the other asshole. The family and friends get upset about the death. They retaliate and the world quickly goes to back to its current state.

I wish for infinite wishes!

 

[Deleted member 397813]

Wish granted!
You used up your last wish for infinite wishes so therefor you created a major dilemma and caused me to explode. lol

i wish for all jack frosts to enter our dimension

 

[Chains]

Granted! They enter our dimension, and in exchange you & your family get stuck in theirs. Forever.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything for the rest of my life.

 

[slaphappygamer]

There is now an angry mob after you. With their pitchforks and torches, they begin to hunt you down. They are heard saying “only a witch can possess such power over merchants, To brainwash them like that!”. They are driven by anger and jealousy. You eventually get cornered and captured. Your charred body finally rests, tied to a stake. A note hangs from you neck. It reads “Blackmagic results in this!”.


I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[Deleted member 507653]

I wish I was a little bit taller.

You grow a couple inches, but only your forehead

I wish I could conjure up food from thin air

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

You grow a couple inches, but only your forehead

I wish I could conjure up food from thin air

It's always a pack of raisins.

I wish i could convince anyone to do what i want.

 

[JuanMena]

I wish i could convince anyone to do what i want.

But you don't know what you want.

I wish I had something potentially dangerous to do.

 

[slaphappygamer]

You have become a master chefs assistant, and will cut, slice, and chop all veggies and garnishes. You have recently become blind and the master chef doesn’t give 2 shits about your problems. You are forced to cut, slice, and chop his ingredients anyway.

I wish to create the next big invention.

 

[Chains]

Granted! A day before announcing your invention to the world, you die from a heart attack, while sitting on the toilet, brushing teeth. The janitor that finds your corpse takes the credit for your invention & gets richer than Bill Gates.

I wish for endless chocolate.

 

[slaphappygamer]

There is chocolate E V E R Y W H E R E around you. You hate chocolate. You can’t get away from chocolate. You run as fast as you can, but you will never escape chocolate. Chocolate follows you, watching your E V E R Y S I N G L E move. Chocolate has your phone number that chocolate got from your friend. Sadly, your friend does not know chocolate. Chocolate calls you, but doesn’t say a word because chocolate doesn’t talk. All you hear is silence, but you KNOW it’s chocolate because if it was someone you know, or spambot, they would at least talk to/at you. To this day, you still get calls from chocolate. It DOES NOT END..................ever


I wish this thread to be stickied.

 

[Crazynoob458]

wish granted! your thread has been move to politics and stickied there

i wish to be rich

 

[JuanMena]

wish granted! your thread has been move to politics and stickied there

i wish to be rich

Granted, but it's not your money.
Instead you work everyday, all day in a bank, cleaning it.

Why I can't die?