Corrupt a Wish

[Chains]

Granted, your family member steals everything from you the next day and escapes the country. (They also stole your GBATemp account)

Wish I had a better PC.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Granted! Your PC is the latest and greatest with awesome RAM! The next day a better PC comes out.


I wish owned an arcade machine.

 

[Chains]

Granted! The only game that you can run on it is Custer’s Revenge.

Wish the politicians (worldwide) would stop lying so much.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Grante- sorry, what you have wished for is impossible and the wish machine has ran into a problem


Attempting to reboot.....

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Reboot failed

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Trying again

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Reboot success!

 

[slaphappygamer]

Please resubmit your wish.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I wish my thread hit front page

 

[slaphappygamer]

Your thread hits the front page..........by accident. @DinohScene is first to notice and hastily moves your thread to the EoF. Then @AlanJohn skips it in the EoFCast and your thread quickly gets buried by shitpost threads.

I wish I could type fast, like really fast.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Your thread hits the front page..........by accident. @DinohScene is first to notice and hastily moves your thread to the EoF. Then @AlanJohn skips it in the EoFCast and your thread quickly gets buried by shitpost threads.

I wish I could type fast, like really fast.

Granted, you type so fast your fingers burn off

I wish for a ps5

 

[slaphappygamer]

Granted, you type so fast your fingers burn off

I wish for a ps5

You wish for a ps5, but your parents get you the discless version. You are such weeb that you kick and scream about some bullshit reasons why you MUST have a physical copy of the game. Your parents, after being very patient with you telling you to be happy with what you get, return the ps5 and now you have nothing.


I wish to be a wild pineapple.

 

[DinohScene]

You wish for a ps5, but your parents get you the discless version. You are such weeb that you kick and scream about some bullshit reasons why you MUST have a physical copy of the game. Your parents, after being very patient with you telling you to be happy with what you get, return the ps5 and now you have nothing.


I wish to be a wild pineapple.

I can't grant you that wish.
Who do you think I am, God?

That being said, I wish I was God so I could make that happen.

 

[Chains]

Granted, but the infinite knowledge of the universe crushes your mind.

I wish game companies would listen to fans about single player games, micro transactions, etc.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Granted, they listen but they completely ignore your input

I wish ray William Johnson would host a concert