Corny Pokemon Jokes anyone?

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Sep 18, 2010

Corny Pokemon Jokes anyone? by outgum at 4:22 AM (3,506 Views / 0 Likes) 12 replies

  1. outgum
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    Interesting convo i has with my friend lol, Im Jordan, he is paul.

    Jordan says:
    fuck that wind is strong
    must of used.... "Gust"
    rofl
    Paul - :\ says:
    fail pokemon joke is fail
    Jordan says:
    did i put you to sleep.... with "sleep powder" ? kekeke
    Paul - :\ says:
    something like that
    Jordan says:
    just be careful, i wouldnt want you to... "Faint"
    Paul - :\ says:
    oh boy, here comes the inflood of corny pokemon jokes
    Jordan says:
    You could say they were.... "Surf"ing in?
    Paul - :\ says:
    I suppose you could, I should give you an "encore" for that lame joke
    Jordan says:
    How about a loud "screech"?
    Paul - :\ says:
    Ok, as long as it's as supple as a "Growl"
    Jordan says:
    But then i would give you a "Mean Look"
    Paul - :\ says:
    And I would "counter" your mean look with a crooked smile
    Jordan says:
    Then i would "Lick" your face
    Paul - :\ says:
    lol eww
    Jordan says:
    I sense i am passing some sort of "Barrier"?
    And i win.


    What are your corney jokes!?
     
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    I know that was the point but some of those were painful to read gifi4.
     
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    why??
     
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    Because they were too corny.
     
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    The Metapod (it's super effective!) and Mr.Mime had me lol'in.
     
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    Q: Why did squirtle use water gun?
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    Outgum is back. And he came when the Pokemon game was released. :/
     
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    lol

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    Prowler - :\ says:
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