Cooking with the Temp

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  1. Larsenv
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    Today we're gonna teach you how to make a cake that tastes like Mountain Dew.

    WARNING: Have an adult help you touch the oven while baking your cake.

    Here's how to make this.

    1. Go to https://google.com. Have an adult help you type this into your web browser.
    2. You should see a long bar to type whatever you want in it. Have an adult help you type in "recipe mountain dew cake" in this box. Click Google Search, but please have an adult help you do this as well.
    3. Have an adult help you click one of the recipe links in the page that pops up.
    4. Have an adult make the cake for you.
    5. Have an adult feed you the cake that's made when it's done.
    6. Have an adult thank @EpicMario50 for helping us with mowing our lawn.
    I hope this didn't help anyone.

    I'm having an adult help me write this thread.
     
  2. VinsCool

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    Instructions unclear. Tastes like shit.

    Happened to use shit too. That could explain why.
     
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    Umm did you have an adult help you?
     
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    no. my mommy was with the milkman. they couldn't help ;~;
     
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    don't thank me, thank global warming
     
  6. joyoshi

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    I bricked my oven while doing this :(

    and yes an adult helped me
     
  7. Larsenv
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    What happens when you try to turn this on now?
     
  8. joyoshi

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    It explodes, destroys the entire planet, then rewinds everything to before it exploded.
     
  9. Larsenv
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    So how did you survive this?
     
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    It rewinds everything
     
  11. Larsenv
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    You sure about this?

    Today I didn't feel any explosions.

    Weird.
     
  12. joyoshi

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    Huh, weird. The oven itself told me this though, so I don't know if I can trust it.
     
  13. Larsenv
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    Try getting in your oven.

    Works for me.
     
  14. joyoshi

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    Alright, I'll try it. I'll post my results later.
     
  15. Larsenv
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    It hopefully would work.
     
  16. joyoshi

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    Hey there, Joyoshi's friend here. Just wanted to say we found him dead inside his oven. Can anyone here tell me how that happened?
     
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    What if an adult can't help me?
     
  18. Larsenv
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    You must get an adult to help you.

    Trying to unbrick his oven.

    See if it turns on.