Confession thread

[VinsCool]

I ate a sandwich in which I put in expired mayonnaise...


...I noticed after I ate it.

 

[GhostLatte]

I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[saxamo]

You're all morally corrupt.

 

[EarlAB]

I might've fucked a cow.

 

[VinsCool]

You're all morally corrupt.

I am corrupt in all the possible ways.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I am corrupt in all the possible ways.

Byte for byte?

 

[VinsCool]

Byte for byte?

Yes

 

[the_randomizer]

Drank milk that tasted fine only to find out it was three days past expiration, suffice to say I got well acquainted with the toilet that day.

 

[VinsCool]

Drank milk that tasted fine only to find out it was three days past expiration, suffice to say I got well acquainted with the toilet that day.

Now I worry about the mayonnaise ;-;

 

[brickmii82]

(snip)

 

[GhostLatte]

Drank milk that tasted fine only to find out it was three days past expiration, suffice to say I got well acquainted with the toilet that day.

Milk is bad for you ;o;

 

[VinsCool]

Milk is bad for you ;o;

Oh god no please NOT THIS THREAD

 

[the_randomizer]

Milk is bad for you ;o;

No milk for you! ;O;

 

[hobbledehoy899]

No milk for you! ;O;

I worry about the lack of milk.

 

[Ricken]

I never make waffles or toaster strudels in the toaster

And we all agree poptarts are better raw

 

[VinsCool]

I liked the furry avatars better.

 

[Quantumcat]

I don't know what meme arrows are

 

[Touko White]

I hacked BrawlBRSTMs3

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I don't know what meme arrows are

>It's stuff like this.
>And yes, the fact that this is printed in green is apart of the "meme."

 

[Quantumcat]

>It's stuff like this.
>And yes, the fact that this is printed in green is apart of the "meme."

But what does it mean? What makes it different from typing normally?
Another confession: sometimes at self-service supermarket checkouts I scan fruit and veg as the lower cost varieties