Come join my new club!: SPLHBC

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  1. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Welcome stranger!
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    Welcome, please fill out the following form:


    Name:_________________________________________________

    Date:__________________________________________________

    How long have you been a Lonely Heart?:_____________________

    [X] I want to be contacted by Third Parties (Such as the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

    Disclaimer:
    This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits most. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
     
  2. xJonny

    xJonny ...

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    Name: SPAMAMASPAMSAPSMAPSMAPSMPAMSPSMSAMPASSMPASMPSAMASPMSPAMSMSASSSA

    Date: C/O/CK

    How long have you been a Lonely Heart?: 2 foot long

    [XXXXXXX] I want to be contacted by Third Parties (Such as the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

    Disclaimer:
    This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits most. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
     
  3. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

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    No Canadian coins? No thank you, but we hope you have enjoyed the show.
     
  4. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    That's a trick, there is no such thing as coins in Canada, we only use bills.
     
  5. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Lagman, don't leave!, we want to smoke and spend all day in Lagmania!
     
  6. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

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    Ok, but I want the pink suit.
     
  7. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    No!, that is the President's suit. You can have the Westside costume.
     
  8. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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  9. mercluke

    mercluke ‮҉

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  10. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    The Attack Of The 50-Foot EULA!!!! [​IMG]
     
  11. Mewgia

    Mewgia drifter

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    what does it mean to be a "lonely heart?" What qualifications are required?

    If you think that's long you've obviously never tried to install anything from Apple, Microsoft, or similar companies
     
  12. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Well, you have to have a heart and be lonely.
     
  13. VVoltz
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    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    I wanna announce I just left the club =(
    Lagman didn't
    Paul McCartney please bring Lagman black, I mean back
     
  14. Spikey

    Spikey Your Special Someone

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    I miss lagman... [​IMG]
     
  15. Pizzaroo

    Pizzaroo douchebag

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    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    *my official last post on the EOF*