1. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    WTF is up with that piece of shit movie ?

    mutt swang through the jungle on vines ? are you fucken kidding me ?

    ALIENS ???? FUCKEN ALIENS ??????




    George Lucas there is a special place in hell for you and you too steven speilberg
     
  2. Narin

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    I heard they even threw away some perfectly good bacon as well and said bacon sucks [​IMG]

    But yea, this is a strange movie though not exactly surprising. Come on, the previous movie the stones would glow and get hot and a guy could stick his hand into your chest and pull out your still beating heart.
     
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    Narin so god help me i will punch you over the internet!
     
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    Next time there's a nuclear fallout, you'll know where to hide. [​IMG]

    FUCK, the movie sucked!
     
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    i thought the movie was OK. it didn't totally suck yet it wasn't amazing.. most important thing was that walking out of the theater i didn't feel like i was ripped off.. there was some clichés from the old movies.. i loved Indy as a kid growing up and the PC games from the adventure to the laura croft type games later on in the series.. i still believe the best one was part 2...

    aliens made some sense, it took place in South America so I'm assuming Mayan or Aztec for something like that.. and if you watched one of those discovery channel shows you probably know theres a shroud of speculation on how they got so advanced to quickly...

    wonder why is that shia kid is in every freaking movie... damn Disney club lovers... and were's Samuel L Jackson after the credit... and i would laugh if they said 'cameo by Sean Connery '
     
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    OMG thats another thing he went in a fridge during a nuclear explosion and LIVED ! wtf ?!
     
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    LOL oh yeah hahaha that was fucked up.. now we know what kills Indiana at the very end... cancer.
     
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    It had lead in it (if you have ever done anything to do with nuclear safety you would know that lead is a very good radiation shield)
     
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    dude, he was in the middle of a friggin' nuke experimental bomb. so the force would have probably melted the handle and locks and it should have opened..or the lead should have melted and cooked him.. on top of that he was tossed god knows how far and lives.. if he was like.. i dunno the hulk and gained super powers.. now that is a real lucas flick.

    the vine swinging was gay too.. the monkeys should have fucked him up.
     
  10. DeMoN

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    Did you even see the movie? He should've at least died from the impact and shock from being tossed around. And lead blocks the radiation from a nuclear bomb, not the explosion itself (plus you'd need a hella thick plate of lead, which the refrigerator did not have).

     
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    the part that pissed me off the most was the stupid jungle scene were shia la douche was swinging like donkey kong and CAUGHT UP with a car chase
     
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    Oh, that was Indiana Jones? I thought I was watching X-Files or something.

    Good thing I got to see it for FREE.
     
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    I didn't find it as good as last crusade or raiders, but imo it was was better than temple of doom (can't finish that one without falling asleep [​IMG] ).
     
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    Good. not great, not bad. i'd give it about 73%
     
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    I preferred to the last one and it totally shits all over Lucas's SW prequel.

    Yeah it ain't great but better than the more recent films that tried to do the adventure thing like The Mummy.
     
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    Just got back from it. WTF did I just watch?

    Someone needs to tell Spielberg that aliens DO NOT need to be in every freaking movie. As soon as I saw the elongated skull drawing in the cell, I said "Damn it Spielberg, if you show a freaking alien..."

    And WTF was up with the gophers and monkeys?

    So when does Indiana Jones 5 come out with just Indy Jr?
     
  17. BoneMonkey

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    i hated the movie
     
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    I see I should avoid the movie completely? Was planning to take my fiance to a movie for his birthday - he wanted to see it. He loved previous films.
     
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    [​IMG]


    Looks its a fun movie but dont expect it to be better then the last three
     
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    And I hated all previous 3. [​IMG]
     
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