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[Urza]

Maybe Urza doesn't exist...
MAYBE URZA IS FIGHT CLUB! o.O

1st RULE: You do not talk about URZA.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about URZA.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fun is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a bed.

5th RULE: One toy at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Sex will go on as long as it has to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night in URZA, you HAVE to put out.

 

[Mangofett]

 

[Awdofgum]

best friends forever forevar ?

 

[Shinji]

1st RULE: You do not talk to URZA.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT look URZA in the nether-regions.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, the URZA is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to an URZA.
5th RULE: One URZA at a time.
6th RULE: No shirt, no URZA.
7th RULE: Sex will go on as long as URZA says.
8th RULE: If this is your first night in URZA, you HAVE to put out.

amended cause it needs more cowbell URZA

 

[scubersteve]

amended cause it needs more cowbell URZA

IT NEEDS MOAR DESU!

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

 

[OSW]

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
I hear those things are awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again...
Monorail!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Mono... D'oh!

 

[xJonny]

Coincidence, I think not!

 

[Westside]

Spikey, I hate you for messing with phrog! :'(

 

[Triforce]

xJonny your coincidence example fails!

Here i made better one lol