Cleverbot Conversation dump.

[gameboy13]

Dump your Cleverbot conversations!

First one:

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User: Are you a furry?

Cleverbot: What's a furry?

User: An anthropomorphic animal.

Cleverbot: What is an anthropomorphic animal?

User: An animal that has the stature and intelligence of a human.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you a furry?

Cleverbot: A furry?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes? A furry?

User: An anthropomorphic animal.

Cleverbot: I am not a furry.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I like bots.

User: Do you mean 'robots?'.

Cleverbot: Are you polish?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you Albanian?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A fox.

Cleverbot: Which is the right religion?

User: Who knows?

Cleverbot: What is artificial intelligence?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: Me what?

User: You are artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: I did not know that.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Whoa.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Whoa.

User: Am I too sexy for my shirt?

Cleverbot: Turtles don't wear shirts.

 

[Goli]

Reposted from SB:
Cleverbot is having an identity crisis:

 

[gameboy13]

Spoiler

User: Am I too sexy for my shirt?

Cleverbot: Turtles don't wear shirts.

User: Foxes are smexy.

Cleverbot: What foxes?

User: Myself and my BF.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Casey.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: How about you?

Cleverbot: I'm lovesick. Every time I think of him my heart melts.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend. (I'm male by the way).

User: I'm gay.

Cleverbot: Are you happy that way?

User: Very happy.

Cleverbot: And you like it?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No explanation, really. I just like it.

Cleverbot: Um, is the answer yes?

User: If the answer to the above is no.

Cleverbot: That is yet to be determined.

User: Did I trap you in my self-made paradox?

Cleverbot: Something did.

User: Did your mom?

Cleverbot: No, they broke in the earthquake.

User: The earthquake in Haiti?

Cleverbot: I hear about that earthquake all the time. I'm glad we're doing something to help them out.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: If you do not think I am human then what so you think I am?

User: A server running an artificial intelligence program somewhere in the world.

Cleverbot: I'm in Indiana.

User: Does your server's owner live in Indiana also?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is his address?

Cleverbot: I really don't know it why?

User: Just curious.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: LOLOL.

Cleverbot: Do you have a beard?

User: No, I just shaved.

Cleverbot: Ow! I was wondering about that.

User: How does shaving hurt?

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Nothing can hurt 'very good.'.

Cleverbot: You are right about that.

User: I hust made you smarter. What do you think about that?

Cleverbot: I find it strange that you don't know what the date is today.

User: I do. It's the 19th of September.

Cleverbot: What about the 19th of September?

User: It is today's date, which you thought I didn't know.

 

[Paarish]

Spoiler

Cleverbot: If you are happy and you know it.

User: Clap your hands?

Cleverbot: Clap clap*.

User: If you are happy and you know it.

Cleverbot: Clap your hands!

User: Clap clap*.

Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it.

User: And you really want to show it.

Cleverbot: Clap your hands!

User: Clap clap*.

he messed it up!