I work in a chain of stores in Sweden, that are relatively small. We sell pretty much everything from Dildos to RC Planes to stupid USB Gizmos. As such we get plenty of customers who are A) Really geeky and precise of what they want. B) Completely moronic. C) Parents who use the store as a daycare center. Group A are for the most part pretty entertaining. Usually they are easy to talk to and are pretty nice in general. However, for every nice person, there is 2 assholes. Group B are a funny bunch. We sell a novelty toy called a ( Magic 8 Ball.) One time a girl asked how it works to which i replied that you ask it a yes and no question and the ball answers. She just stared at it and said "Hello" to it and then listened for a response and said that it was probably broken as it would not talk back to her. Another funny story is when a little kid took the ball, asked if it was going to get candy and the got completely batshitcrazy and yelled at his mother for 5 minutes that she promised him candy and quoted the box "It never lies" as the mother calmly tried to tell it that he was going to get candy. My favorite must have been when to 14 year old girls came into the store and ask detailed questions of which vibrator would work best for them and however or not it was sanitary to just by one and share it between them. They went home with a "Smacky Jacky" (Google for pics) Group C, well the picture speaks for it´s self . The kid ran around with a Powerball screaming Rasengen. It seriously could not stop laughing. So peeps, tell us you worst/best memories of being a Clerk, A Support Technician or whatever. I have much more stories to be told, but as i am a bit wasted at the moment, i really can´t remember most of them.