Chuck Norris jokes!

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Dec 17, 2008

Chuck Norris jokes! by epicelite at 7:29 PM (1,441 Views / 0 Likes) 19 replies

  1. epicelite
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    Chuck Norris jokes GO GO GO!

    Lets try to be original!

    Chuck Norris, batteries included.
     
  2. gk.7

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    sorry to be the party pooper... but what's the whole deal with norris??? i mean... ive been hearing a lot of jokes like this... but i dont know why??? can someone please explain that to me???
     
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    I dunno but there fun.
     
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    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. [​IMG]

    That's my favorite one.
     
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    Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
     
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    One of my friends named his cat Chuck Norris...
     
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    Chuck Norris isn't a born-again Christian. Jesus is a born-again Norris.

    (came up with that one WELL after the Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny.
    speaking of which, why is this thread here? And why am i adding to it? [​IMG])
     
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    Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
     
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    Here is a Chuck Norris joke:

    What types of jokes are old and unfunny?

    Click here for the hilarious answer!
     
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    GBAtemp's own Chuck Norris is not amused by this thread.

    GBAtemp's own Chuck Norris also talks about himself in third-person.
     
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    Where fun?



    Warning: Spoilers inside!


    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
    The bar crumbles down.
     
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    Scientists have calculated that the energy given off when the Big Bang occurred was approximately equal to 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick)
     
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    I love the fact that you decided to abbreviate and then actually spelled it all out.
     
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    Yeah, i thought not many people would understand the nomenclature used when talking about Chuck Norris [​IMG]
     
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    Chuck Norris kicks so much ass.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    But you do realize that Chuck Norris can't get diseases and diseases get Chuck Norris?
     
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    NO NO NO!

    It goes like this.

    Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer, but he doesn't cry. [​IMG]
     
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    GBAtemp circumsized Chuck Norris.
     
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    Chuck Norris tried to troll GBAtemp.
    The body was never found.
     

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