Chronicles of the "Plastic lawyer" part two

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Jul 5, 2006
  1. s1r1u5
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    Hello there again!!!
    Yup it´s the plastic Lawyer guy again....
    Being a white nintendo ds lite user is not easy actually you know...
    Well i'm here to tell you another short "plastic lawyer tale" if you dont mind ...

    Yesterday at night, after a quick reading of a portuguese newspaper i decided to go for some (well known lawyer game on my ds) and after some battles it was dinner time so ...
    power off ....
    one last gaze to my beauty ... (i mean the console) my wife is starting to get jealous...
    and presto... black shity ink all around the plastic ... lawyer [​IMG] [​IMG]
    but the interesting part of the tale was that i spent more than 45 precious minutes to clean that and in several tries with water and some white soft cloth..
    (i believe that maybe it might be easier with other products, but i dont take the risk of blurring or damaging the white plasitic inside...
    Really it was a knightmare (and for some awfull moments i tought "oh shit its going to stay like this" but i managed to clean it and its like new again.
    So for the conclusions if you want to preserve your ds lite whiteness...

    1-Dont read newspapers (at least the portuguese ones) and go play without washing well your hands because [​IMG] the white ds lite is just like "some women" as it might get easily dirty... [​IMG]
    2-I assume that eating and playing is also no good.
    3-In general and instead of listing everything, keep your hands clean (and if possible try to find some vacuum room or lab to play with some special suit) [​IMG]
    4-If you reached this part of the topic... then i salute you because it's over now...
    Sorry for these chronicles but "to warn is also to prevent..."
    So let's just keep your lawyer clean [​IMG]
    Greetings [​IMG]
     
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    so ya at it again huh say is knightmare a good knight?

    but ya thank for the tip thought i still haven't had any of that stuff happen to my lite and i'v had it since march
     
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    [​IMG] Well a knightmare.... huuumm let me see!!! [​IMG]
    [​IMG] haha !!! it is a hard nightmare that only knights can solve.(like the knights who say wii) [​IMG] Learn something with my upgraded english [​IMG] [​IMG]
    And if you never experienced any dirtyness before please dont read portuguese newspapers ok? [​IMG]
    Greetings. [​IMG]
     
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    A "knightmare" is a dream had only by knights, in which they are supposed to participate in a jousting tournament, but as they approach the field, they realise they are completely naked, and instead of the lance they are holding a toothpick.

    Moreover, the fair lady for whose attention he is competing describes his lack of clothing (and the subsequent "exposure") as a "minor inconvenience" [​IMG]

    The horror!!! [​IMG]
     
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    Thread is worthless without pictures of your DS... (and your wife [​IMG] )
     
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    Do you mean a toothpick with aluminium foil ???? [​IMG]
    Do the knights flash eachother during the match??? [​IMG]
    Ok. ok. im not going to ask were the toothpick goes (sl1 point...) [​IMG]
     
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    Well if you want i can send you also some paparazzi pictures of you last summer with elton john toying around in a hotel pool.
    But seriously if you want some pictures of women... (even knowing that the real thing is better, that's your problem sweatie not mine) besides that, please use the internet for that, instead of posting crap! [​IMG]
    I like to joke but i dont like this kind of stuff you are trying to bring so... if you try to be funny in that way, i can also be a comediant...
    go get some milk and some cookies and chill...
    See ya [​IMG]
     
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    I thought you might like to know that "layer" is the word you should be using. A lawyer now that's someone in the legal profession (probably good to make sure he is clean as well though). You might scare your wife if she notices that you are writing about lawyers and papers. [​IMG]
     
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    s1r1u5, I've really enjoy reading your posts.... dont get mad at some replys...... You'll always find people like that.
    God to hear your lite is OK.
     
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    Hey hienz [​IMG] i knew that, since the first post, but when i was writing it first i wrote it wrong as im portuguese and my native language is not the shakespeare's one.
    After someone noticed i edited the post and now im using it as a joke and a reference to me and my previous post titled (warning for all ds lite users) and coincidence or not im also a lawyer so im thinking in changing my nick to "plastic lawyer" as a joke but i dont know if it is possible so i need to check...
    But thank you anyway for your correction as we all make errors and if anybody spot more of them please tell me. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    So you do understand the meaning of joke...

    (that's what it was...)

    [​IMG]
     
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    Hey tw8e60 thanks a lot for your support ...
    Maybe my answer was a bit rude with that guy, but i like to play, to joke with everybody but i do not mess around and take it to a more personal side so i feel i must "put the cards on the table" but im experienced in forums and general and when i find people like this i prefer to clear some things instead entering in some nonsense stupid cheap posting chats...
    but i see a lot of nice people in here ...
    Yes... its really good comunity... [​IMG]
    see ya !!! [​IMG]
     
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    Yes, i do understand the meaning of joke and it is a really large concept(as you can joke with everything) so let's say...
    I like to joke... but i dont like to mess so i would never post crap like that (even knowing you well) so lets say that im what you can call a "soft joker" and from the quality of your first reply you were trying to awake the "hard messer" that can remain in all of us if something personal occurs so let's try to be polite to avoid
    these awfull lines we wrote...
    I apologise for my reaction but dont take our future chat to those places and facts we keep as personal ones .
    lets joke with each other and about this... [​IMG]
     
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    Ah, ok. Sorry, I missed that completely, and didn't get that you were using it as a joke.
     
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    It's ok. Thank you for telling me and if you notice some error feel free always to correct me (i'm condemned to be a learner until the day i left this world on the horizontal position=die [​IMG] )
    greetings and thank you once more [​IMG]
     
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    A solution for all your dust, dirt and portugese newspaper problems:

    [​IMG]

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    Keep your plastic lawyer clean! [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] thats really handy [​IMG]
    no kidding but i have a psp also and to change the faceplate this must be the way !!!
    [​IMG] omg i want one of those so badly!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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