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Aug 26, 2008

Christianity by Man18 at 4:56 PM (1,446 Views / 0 Likes) 20 replies

  1. Man18
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    I bet it is a fellatio thing. The guy told eve not to bite into the apple but the snake convinced her to.
     


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    ...what?
     
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    Ya know, god told adam and eve not to bite the forbidden apple but the snake convinced eve to do it anyway. She probably bit a guy 2 hard so he wrote a story trying to explain how bad it was.
     
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    That does not make sense because Adam also ate the apple (AFAIK). Self fellatio is simply not possible (not without removing certain body parts, which would have been impossible to do back then).
     
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    3some gone wrong. the guy wanted to bite the other guy 2 so he sent the 2 out of his house.
     
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    God Adam and Eve. God said no, eve did it anyway and adam said what the hell.

    Eve was made out of a rib god took from adam so adam could easily perform self fellatio.
     
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    I found this quote somewhere on the internet, and I find it represents Religion perfectly:
    "Religion is stupid because it's like adults with imaginary friends."

    On topic, this topic makes no sense.
     
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    This topic was started because I bet that Christianity was created because of a fellatio incident in the life of a man who called him self god.
     
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    You'd be surprised.
     
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    erm it is possible and thanks for making me do my homework on it [​IMG]
    ron jeremy being one of the men caught on film doing it
     
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    No, it's very possible without surgury.
    *ScuberSteve would know*
     
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    *because he has 2.1 gigs of pictures of it which he has been collecting for years*
     
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    Nicely put. And here I was expecting an atypical beat up on religion thread. Silly me, this is GBATemp.
     
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    This thread can fuck off with its blasphemy! [​IMG]
    DS-X
    Speaking as a devout Christian I am very offended!

    FTW!
     
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    Lol, where do u think Eve came from? Adam's rib - there you go, for Adam auto fellatio was possible!!
     
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    Oh, Ok, didn't read it. Yes, we all think alike cause we're all ill minded sicko bastards.
     

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