Chimp = Human

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  1. hanman
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  2. Jax

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    Look at me! I'm a monkey! I'M A MONKEY! *throws crap*
     
  3. Costello

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  4. jumpman17

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    Um...a chimp can't have human rights because its not a human.
     
  5. Costello

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    being a human != being human [​IMG]
     
  6. hanman
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    i sure as hell hope you're right...next we'll have people declaring human rights for their Bentley's!
     
  7. FAST6191

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    For the record the sun has about as much journalistic credibility as MAD magazine or The Onion so I would not read into it.
     
  8. hanman
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    i've seen the story at a few different places, so the sun was not my only source, it was just the one i had available at the time.
     
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    now we know how they took over!
     
  11. Mucuna

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    It's not the 1st time that people attempt to give human rights to apes.

    Maybe not human rights, but maybe more respect, once their emotions are clearly understandble to us.

    But this can be 'cause we are primates too. If we were something like Canis sapiens, maybe a dog emotions and raciocine would be more understandble to us. [​IMG]

    Anyway, let's break some paradigms. [​IMG]
     
  12. iamwhoiam

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    QFT. The newspaper is actually a LOLZ
     
  13. shaunj66

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    This. The Sun is garbage.

    Anyone hear a similar story a while ago about a group of scientists trying to get robots to get some kind of robot/human rights? [​IMG]
     
  14. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    We still workin' on human human rights...
    .. the monkeys and robots gots ta wait.
     
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  16. skullstatue

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    Don't kid yourself, Mr.Teeny would make a much better president than either of those baby-killing war mongers (customary of the president since the late 1990's).