If anyone has played Chessmaster: The Art of Learning (starring Chessmaster Josh Waitzkin, not the usual wizard dude), then you know why I'd want to hack the profile pictures. They've got these stock mug shots of folks that look nothing like me. I prefer the Kenny Rogers one, but would much rather see my own hairy face staring back at me, as well as intimidating my opponent. Also, if it's at all possible I'd like to fire the Mr. Waitzkin for annoying me to no end. All that head scratching and karate chopping is unbecoming of an International Chessmaster and he should be erased from the game for it.