Cat

[Black-Ice]

So there I was stroking my cat
After trying out my new icy blue hat
When suddenly a jump, then a splat!
RIP mouse, eaten by the cat

 

[broitsak]

You were stroking yourself? Ew..


;O;

 

[Gahars]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who told his haters they could suck it,
When he ran out of rhymes,
And ran short on time,
He flipped the desk and yelled, "Fuck it!"

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

 

[alex_0706]

too bad this cat isnt real, its a great moneymaker: