can you please check my sons website

[Bamboo]

Not many people can do flash and its a very new technology, you actually have to use a script called action code. I hear you can charge allot for it.

 

[When Im Gone]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6234/dakd1.jpg

 

[kaoken]

Not many people can do flash and its a very new technology, you actually have to use a script called action code. I hear you can charge allot for it.

Correction, it's not new technology. And I havn't looked at the site yet but from the comments in this thread it looks like your son is a rascist. Maybe you should teach him better.

 

[strummer12]

Holy fucking shit, this has to be a joke. That site is like bottom barrel 1995 geocities. If your kid really has a learning disability and this is real, then he's going to have to learn how to make websites properly-like us a program that does things automatically with a few clicks, but I still think this is a joke to get reactions and shit.

 

[Bamboo]

That image of is too large to fit on my screen. how can I see the whole image, what does the text say ???

 

[Bamboo]

Not many people can do flash and its a very new technology, you actually have to use a script called action code. I hear you can charge allot for it.



Correction, it's not new technology. And I havn't looked at the site yet but from the comments in this thread it looks like your son is a rascist. Maybe you should teach him better.

Like I said before, Im very sorry about the racist comments and I will have a chat to Brett about it and tell him to remove it.

 

[kellyan95]

You may want to study this flow chart before chatting

(Yes, I know it isn't a flow chart)

 

[Bamboo]

Holy fucking shit, this has to be a joke. That site is like bottom barrel 1995 geocities. If your kid really has a learning disability and this is real, then he's going to have to learn how to make websites properly-like us a program that does things automatically with a few clicks, but I still think this is a joke to get reactions and shit.

Thank you for your comments and your honesty. each his own. remember however he is only 14.
Maybe when he finishes his flash site you may like that.
Do you think better software may help ?
Well he did use a freeware program called "total web kit" (is this any good?) when he gets into it more I will maybe buy him one of the more professional software packages. eg front web or dreamweaver which he talks about. btw What do you guys use ?
Im sorry that you think his website is a joke but I'm thanking full that even so you made the effort to give some constructive critique.

 

[hollabackitsobi]

lol that has got to be the most deliberately shitty site I've ever seen.

 

[Bamboo]

You may want to study this flow chart before chatting

(Yes, I know it isn't a flow chart)

Thank you for your concern Kelly

but i don't mind a bit of humor. thats okay

However,I did at first think I had a virus, it was a bit strange to see the page bouncing around the screen.
I didn't know that was possible. The Music video was great
but I am curiose as to who is jasonforbes ?

Anyway jokes are fine as long as people are still giving constructive comments for my sons site !
cheers

 

[kellyan95]

This is a bad place to seek advice/constructive comments about your [sons] website. Most of the people here are newbie 12 year olds, and the few people who could give a valid comment are "computer prodigies" who, of course, wouldn't be impressed. Honestly, I've seen myspace profiles that look a lot better than that.

 

[santakuroosu]

Even as joke your site, oops, I mean, "your son's site" sucks huge donkey balls.

Get:
1 Sense of humor.
2 Brains.
3 More brains, he'll need them.
4 ???
5 Profit!

 

[kellyan95]

Ok, use less colors. Don't have text with a colored background. Curves are your friend. Make a better border, like the border on this site. And a lot of other stuff....Use (generally) the same size text, unless it's titles and such.....People don't care what you like, especially if they are going to hire you...ect...

 

[cubin']

The website is ok for someone with learning disabilities but he should do a class on website design if he wants to get his skills up to par.

 

[silverspoon]

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[Sefi]

I really don't know what my favorite part is. I'm in between the fact that he's apparently been in college since 2001 at 14 (meaning he was 8 when was a freshman), or that "his" digital camera pictures are just some random copyrighted pictures from the net.

Perhaps he's 14 in dog years?

 

[Flozem]

Holy fucking shit, this has to be a joke.  That site is like bottom barrel 1995 geocities. Â If your kid really has a learning disability and this is real, then he's going to have to learn how to make websites properly-like us a program that does things automatically with a few clicks, but I still think this is a joke to get reactions and shit.

Thank you for your comments and your honesty. each his own. remember however he is only 14.
Maybe when he finishes his flash site you may like that.
Do you think better software may help ?
Well he did use a freeware program called "total web kit" (is this any good?) when he gets into it more I will maybe buy him one of the more professional software packages. eg front web or dreamweaver which he talks about. btw What do you guys use ?
Im sorry that you think his website is a joke but I'm thanking full that even so you made the effort to give some constructive critique.

The only two pieces of software he'll ever need to at least build a decent website:
-Notepad (comes with every install of Windows)
-A good image processing software like Paintshop Pro

For being able to at least create useful websites he'd need to learn about:
-html (check http://www.w3.org/)
-editing images

Practice with that, and then learn about:
-SQL
-PHP
-Javascript
So he can build decent webshops, forums, guestbooks and all other stuff clients might want to see customized.

And most of all:
-esthetics
-sociology
-writing decent English
might help...

After that he could start with flash software... it's only, well... flashy, but doesn't add much in the terms of usefulness.

No way in hell people are paying that much if he doesn't get his act straight... But hey, I've started at that design level... There is hope yet.

 

[.::5pYd3r::.]

ummmmmm great website ahh sorta

 

[Hitto]

I'm very sorry about that, I hadn't checked all through his "What he believes list" as yet. Now i see there are a few ones that are a bit mean.

You didn't even look at his stuff and you're asking random strangers on the internet to proof-read it for you?
That poor kid has a learning disability all right! If my dad didn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about me, I'd also misbehave in school.

 

[Takrin]

gotta be kidding me, man it looks like the worse possible outcome from a free html compiler that randomly spat out this thing by a monkey banging on the keyboard with a toy train.

tell your son to quit the bs and host a porn site, and make you rich.