Can someone help me hack my NES to play Xbox 360 games?

[Jayinem]

I'm new here I'm still on NES can't afford newer consoles since the 80's. I wanna play 360 roms on there can someone give me instructions on where to start?

Can I make Xbox 360 cartridges? Then blow on them when they don't work right? Nowhaumsayin?

 

[CoolMe]

You should sell it and get an Atari 2600, it's the one to get as it has the best hb community projects and lotsa emulators like the 360, and it plays 360 games with ease.. know why? because 2600 is bigger than 360, it's simple math really

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And yes, it has cartridges, you can blow them to your heart's content

 

[hippy dave]

The problem is you can't get the Xbox 360 games on cartridge, and you can't read the discs with your NES, so what you're going to need to do is get an Action Replay, and make cheat codes to replace every instruction and graphic of the NES game you have inserted with the instructions and graphics necessary to play the desired Xbox 360 game. Should only take around 800 to 1000 hours.

 

[SeventhSon7]

1. Download more RAM

 

[Xdqwerty]

reverse engineer either of those

 

[Jayinem]

Ok I gotta confess something I was in prison since the 80's I just got out, that's why I'm still on NES.

What the fuck is a PS5?

I heard of Wii though, we definitely played with those in prison. Our own, or others.

 

[Hayato213]

What the fuck is a GS5?

 

[Jayinem]

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Oh yeah the Gaystation, we did have one of those in prison.

 

[BigOnYa]

Does your NES by chance look like this one?

 

[Hayato213]

Oh yeah the Gaystation, we did have one of those in prison.

Gaystation for Gayinem, perfect Christmas present.

 

[CoolMe]

Gaystation for Gayinem, perfect Christmas present.

Wonder what kind of gaymes he's into.. Stuff with Solid Snake i'd think

 

[x65943]

It's not as crazy as it sounds

You basically just need a tiny computer that can run a 360 emulator and then from there follow this guy's guide

 

[Jayinem]

It's not as crazy as it sounds

You basically just need a tiny computer that can run a 360 emulator and then from there follow this guy's guide

No problem.

Oh just one question.

What the fuck is a computer?

 

[Hayato213]

No problem.

Oh just one question.

What the fuck is a cumpuker?

You just need to cum and puke first before x65943 explains what is a cumpuker.