Cake or death?

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Cake or death?

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  1. jimmy j
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    the congo
  2. ssoccerh

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    ill take the chicken then
     
  3. kemfou

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    Guess I'll stick with the cake... But if they're out of cake I'll take SOUP!
     
  4. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Hilarious! Nice twist on an ancient joke...
    .. wanna hear an ancient joke?

    ... oh ok, you don't have to twist my arm much, here goes:

    Three holy men, a rabbi, a priest, and a buddhist monk, are travelling in africa together. While on the congo, their boat hits a hippo and capsizes. They manage to all swim to shore without getting eaten by something, but on the shore waiting for them... a tribe of cannibals. They are captured and taken deep into the jungle where they are tied to three large posts set into the ground.

    The chief of the tribe goes up to the rabbi and says;
    "You must choose between two fates, DEATH, or CHI-CHI !
    The rabbi, thinks for one second and says "I'll go with the chi-chi"
    He is untied and thrown into the brush, where 15 virile young warriors sodomize him to within an inch of his life. He is left in the clearing, broken, but alive.

    The priest is next. The chief says;
    "OK you next, DEATH, or CHI-CHI ?
    The priest thinks "hmmm, that looks painful, but I'm not too unfamiliar with the concept" and says "I'll take chi-chi"
    He is untied and thrown into the brush where 15 fresh natives bang him practically inside out, in every orifice available to them. He is left panting barely audible little huffs of breath, barely alive.

    The chief then goes up to the monk and says;
    "OK, your choice, DEATH or CHI-CHI ?
    The monk states "this fleeting life is merely a transition into a greater one.. I will choose death."
    The chief replies;

    "Wise choice... death it will be....




    BUT FIRST.... A LITTLE CHI-CHI !!!"
     
  5. Jdbye

    Jdbye Always Remember 30/07/08

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    i [​IMG]'d
    ... Chicken, kthx.
     
  6. Linkiboy

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    Yep I want chicken.
    Yep yep yep,
    Yep I want chicken.
     
  7. jalapeno

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    "Wise choice... death it will be....




    BUT FIRST.... A LITTLE CHI-CHI !!!"

    Variation that i heard: [funnier in my opinion]

    DEATH by Chi-Chi,
     
  8. jimmy j
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    [​IMG] Here's another version:




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