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    A bit late to the party..... You failed to protect that years ago:creep:
     
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    Must not have already lost virginity.
     
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    I’m out!
     
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    Please elaborate further. If we continue to enter this contract, I need full, detailed transparency.
     
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    my asshole will always be protected <3

    "thanks virginity protector!"
     
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    IM YOUR FATHER!
    Er, I mean, I have kids.
     
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    You are welcome.
     
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    Look at my profile posts, it's a façade!
     
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    I really need to know your methods now, especially given the plunger
     
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    My methods are not to be discussed, as you have signed an NDA.
     
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    What if you did one of those rituals in which you gained it back?
     
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    go on, I am listening
     
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    Got my chicken ready!
     
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    Then you are still eligible.
     
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    Leaving aside the "what counts?" debate it was only observed by me in passing, and involved toothbrushes*.

    *seriously. It was some American megachurch type. He went around telling kids abstinence is the only way, and used the example of a toothbrush in a packet vs out in the world and what one you would put into your mouth (poor naive young FAST6191 was terribly confused as I thought why kind of psycho would give someone a dirty toothbrush as a trust exercise? and it is not like you can't inject something through perforated cardboard... I had thought I was a cynical man prior to that, seems the young always think they are more skilled in something than they are. This also despite not falling for the "do as I say, not as I do" thing with dissection and fingers). Anyway later in the clip he led a ritual wherein the kids that had... strayed from the path committed to being like the toothbrush getting back into the pack (he really went back to that metaphor) and with the power of the lord/ninja king it was done.

    Afraid that chicken has already been choked. Indeed the head has practically been ripped off.
     
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    so this is basically a curse?
     
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    No.
     
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    I don't trust pineapples.
     
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    Too late, you already signed the contract.
     
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