Buzzfeed: Five Facts You Didn't Know About Mario

[EpicMario50]

Did you know that Mario's original name was Jumpman? I bet you didn't
Did you know that the Super Mario Bros. 2 we got in America is actually Doki Doki Panic? WOAH
Did you know that Luigi is the younger brother of the two? That's weird because he is taller.
Did you know that Donald Trump is a Nazi? I know, right?
Did you know that Super Mario 64 is the 64th Mario game? Wow

Please share this on Facebook and Twitter is you want people to be amazed by these FACTS.





i hate this

 

[DeslotlCL]

 

[Deleted User]

Haven't watched a Buzzfeed video in a million years, but I imagine this is an accurate portrayal of the shit they're pumping out right now

 

[Jao Chu]

You missed a part of that article: "Did you know that mario hates straight white males?"

Fucking buzzfeed.

 

[EpicMario50]

You missed a part of that article: "Did you know that mario hates straight white males?"

Fucking buzzfeed.

oh crap i should have done that

 

[Jao Chu]

I wouldn't piss on a buzzfeed liberal-arts student pseudo-journalist even if they were on fire! Hate hate hate!

 

[EpicMario50]

I wouldn't piss on a buzzfeed liberal-arts student pseudo-journalist even if they were on fire! Hate hate hate!

...so do you hate them?

 

[EarlAB]

Based on the manual, all those blocks in the game are civilians.
So, simply put, Mario's a murderer and this is the true GTA.

 

[VinsCool]

Based on the manual, all those blocks in the game are civilians.
So, simply put, Mario's a murderer and this is the true GTA.

You've seen the Game Theorist, haven't you?

 

[EpicMario50]

You've seen the Game Theorist, haven't you?

Game Theory is freaking crap.

 

[Touko White]

I saw something in BuzzFeed titled "Top Reasons Why BuzzFeed Sucks" the only thing it says is 'It sucks'.

I have a habit of making top articles but I try to present as info rather than facts (see the emulation article on my site if you want to know what I mean).

 

[EarlAB]

What's Game theory?

 

[EpicMario50]

What's Game theory?

I'm honestly shocked you haven't at least seen one of their videos considering they're always in the recommended videos of every single Youtube account.

 

[Blue]

This is kind of interesting

 

[goodbytes]

This is kind of interesting

Aw I feel bad for Luigi after watching this, I didn't need this today...

So basically, Mario is a c**t.

 

[Attacker3]

Good shit.

 

[EpicMario50]

Aw I feel bad for Luigi after watching this, I didn't need this today...

So basically, Mario is a c**t.

People just think too hard about stupid things and people believe it.

 

[Attacker3]

People just think too hard about stupid things and people believe it.

Yeah, check out the game theory video on mario. He read into it way too much.

 

[Touko White]

check out any thing in BuzzFeed

 

[Monado_III]

Honestly, many Game theory videos aren't bad IMO, but some do suck (mostly the ones where he looks way to much into something).