buy a toby (better den a bub)

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Real Footage of a Sleeping Toby


What can a toby do?

- Absorb stuff for power.
- Sleep on your floor adorably.
- Outrank the bub in any way.
- Bark Bark.

The price of a toby is 1 panty shot.

Thats right! 1 panty shot!

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Herobrine
Freddy Fazbear

Apply for a job to get a free toby!
 

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important message for current bub owners that are wanting to own a toby: you unfortunately cannot have both a toby and a bub as they will eat each other 2 day. i suggest throwing one of them in the fire (highly recommend throwing toby in the fire) and keeping one as ur best bud (high recommend keep bub as best bud). thank 4 reading innportant message 2 day! :)
 
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Real Footage of a Sleeping Toby


What can a toby do?

- Absorb stuff for power.
- Sleep on your floor adorably.
- Outrank the bub in any way.
- Bark Bark.

The price of a toby is 1 panty shot.

Thats right! 1 panty shot!

Certified Adopt-A-Toby Employees
CEO:
@Evanbrine

Salesmen (and woman):
Info-Chan
Herobrine
Freddy Fazbear

Apply for a job to get a free toby!

No, buy a bab! A toby has cancer (the undertale fandom)
 

Evanbrine

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important message for current bub owners that are wanting to own a toby: you unfortunately cannot have both a toby and a bub as they will eat each other 2 day. i suggest throwing one of them in the fire (highly recommend throwing toby in the fire) and keeping one as ur best bud (high recommend keep bub as best bud). thank 4 reading innportant message 2 day! :)

thats a lie. you know you just have to ask a toby to stahp. stahp ruining mah business

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No, buy a bab! A toby has cancer (the undertale fandom)

please don't associate a toby with the 4th sign in the zodiac. kthxbai
 
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