1. da_head

    OP da_head A dying dream..
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    Hey guys. i've wanted a ps3 for a while now, but simply don't have that kind of cash. so i thought to myself, why not build one? so i went around my house, and collected some scrap materials to get me started:
    -1 wii controller
    -half of an original xbox
    -2 bananas
    -1 comb
    -1 jar of wood shavings
    -1 sega genesis power wire (connects to wall)
    -1 256mb usb stick
    -1 vacuum cleaner hose
    -2 jars of sweat from ebay

    oo and to make everything work, 7 bottles of Alexander Keith's.

    wish me luck. [​IMG]

    o and i can use some tips as to what materials i should use as well, and what order should i put them together. thanks in advance.

    suggestions:
    -1 golddigger wife (preferably whole)
    -A unicorn's horn.
    -Tears from a kitten.
     
  2. Gamesphere

    Gamesphere GBAtemp Regular
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    Make sure it eats money... [​IMG]
     
  3. da_head

    OP da_head A dying dream..
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  4. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!
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    You WILL need one of the following for it to work:

    A. A unicorn's horn.
    B. Tears from a kitten.
    or
    C. either a few tabs of acid, a fork-ton of shrooms, or a very high level of Salvia.

    But good luck!

    Oh, and record it for youtube. You'll be the next Douglas Bubbletrousers!
     
  5. Minox

    Minox Thanks for the fish
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    Good luck [​IMG]
     
  6. da_head

    OP da_head A dying dream..
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    added. hm youtube? not sure if the world is ready for such a marvel [​IMG]
     
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    Dont forget to add 1080 pee's and a blueray! [​IMG]
     
  8. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Chuck Norris Urine
     
  9. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!
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    You forgot the rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.
     
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    Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!
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    You'll need a floppydisk and a pocket nuclear powerplant (to drain power from it)..
     
  11. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning
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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Anakir

    Anakir Project: Melee
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    3 of these:

    [​IMG]

    It's the main powersource.

    Edit: LOL moozyx beat me to it. [​IMG]
     
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    remember to strip the power wire while its still plugged in!

    haha its a LOLAZN!
     
  14. Linkiboy

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    You'll need a human soul to make the blu-ray diode
     
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    Hairs from a homeless womans beard are essential for the little cable thingies....


    Oh, and plastic bottle.
     
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  17. da_head

    OP da_head A dying dream..
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    LOL awesome suggestions guys. [​IMG] i'll add em to the list tmr.
     
  18. zidane_genome

    zidane_genome My sword has a +2 bleeding... wanna test it out?
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    One drop of Chuck Norris blood will turn : [​IMG]

    into : [​IMG]

    Add 3 drops of Chuck Norris sweat, and your PS3 will also : [​IMG]
     
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    Holaitsme 10/10 would be loyal again
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    dont forget to add some a a real life pokemon in the mixture
     
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    deathfisaro Narcistic Deathfisaro Fan
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    Make sure you build the casing so its weak spot is obviously visible.

    No MASSIVE DAMAGE, no PS3.
     
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