Boyfriend Forced His Girlfriend To Eat An iPhone!

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  1. SamAsh07
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    Brian Anscomb, a 37-year-old patent lawyer and dickhead of the week, supposedly "force-fed" an iPhone to his 23-year-old girlfriend in an attempt to make her eat it. That's, like, really not cool man. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

    The 'stuffing an iPhone down his girlfriend's throat' incident happened this past weekend during an argument the two had on the Upper East Side of New York City. Anscomb's lawyer denies the allegations but Anscomb's girlfriend suffered bruising and cuts on her mouth. We don't know the full story but my god man, how bat shit crazy do you have to be to make someone eat an iPhone?

    It wasn't the first time Anscomb escalated an argument by doing something to a phone either. Earlier this month, he had allegedly broke his girlfriend's cellphone in half when she tried to call the cops. This guy must really hate phones.[/p]

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  2. ZaeZae64

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    Check the flag dumby
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  3. ShawnTRods

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    37 Year old guy with 23 year old girlfriend o.O?
    lol

    thats just some silly shit..
     
  4. Blaze163

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    You know, girls will put things in their mouths if you just buy them flowers or something. There's no need to force it.
     
  5. emigre

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    Well that's imaginative domestic violence.
     
  6. ars25

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    a 51 year old man married a 16 year old girl so it's not that silly
     
  7. Ikki

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    That is fucked up and funny at the same time.

    It made me remember when Sora wanted to force Kairi to eat a star

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    Wait did i get it wrong
     
  8. ShawnTRods

    ShawnTRods GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Is it even legal to marry a 16 year old without parents consent o.O?
     
  9. Necron

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    Right, this one is silly.
     
  10. JustChillin1414

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    Why? Why would you waste a perfectly good iPhone. That's just stupid.
     
  11. emigre

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    Well if it taught her a lesson than it isn't a waste.
     
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  13. _Chaz_

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    Maybe she should have left him when she had to call the cops. I don't want to say she deserved it, but...
     
  14. Narayan

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    the fuck? that guy's crazy. i'd feed him with a keyboard.
     
  15. naruses

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    Atleast it wasn't his P**is
     
  16. SinHarvest24

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    What the?!?!?



    Why would ?!?!?
     
  17. Hyro-Sama

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    Of all the things you could force feed a woman, YOU CHOOSE A PHONE? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?
     
  18. Holified 2x

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    an android woulda been easer to swallow lol but that's crazy
     
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    "Tastes like apple! It has a metallic after-taste, though."
     
  20. dickfour

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    I bet she stays with him.