1. tinymonkeyt

    OP tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

    Feb 27, 2008
    United States
    my friend showed me this
    its from a website (same as the link provided down there)
    but i wanted to make it easier for you guys so yah
    so if you're bored and gots nothing to do
    then read on!

    p.s. no offense to new english speakers
    TOP funny english mistakes from new english speakers

    That night, we went skin dipping- Just the two of us!
    You mean you went skinny dipping?
    It is called skinny dipping? But I’m not very skinny!
    Well, that’s what they call it if you go swimming nude.
    What is “Nude?”
    Nude means Naked. No clothes or swimsuits.
    Naked? No! I would never skin dip naked! There are little slippery fish everywhere! We skinned dipped with our underwear over us.

    We were lovers,
    but now she is my biggest enema!

    We have hated each other for so long.
    I want to borrow the hatchet.

    My relationship with my
    ax girlfriend was so painful.

    Do you like this food?
    I made it from scratching!

    I never liked mushrooms,
    but now they are starting to grow in me.

    Do you like your coffee cremated?

    Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
    You have what?
    Dirty toes. In my back pack.
    Um, can you spell that?
    Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
    Want to try one?
    No thanks. I’m not so hungry
    right now.

    —Put the cabbages in salt water.
    Then sit in the sink until the morning.

    —Add two cups of ground flowers.

    —Next, chop all the vegetarians
    into little pieces.

    —Then add small feces of fish.

    —Don’t forget to insult the soup.

    —Next, add a little Buddha
    and mix it all up.

    —When you are finished cooking,
    find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.

    Last night, when I ate dinner I started joking.
    My friend hit my back very hard
    until I stopped.
    I was so lucky he was there!

    A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.

    I had a little ass dent this morning but I’m okay now.

    My leg has been breaking for three weeks.

    It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.

    I have a very kinky neck.

    I probably should have gone to the doctor
    one ear ago.

    I want my face to have
    the buttocks treatment.
    The what?
    The buttocks treatment. It makes your
    wrinkles go away. It’s very famous
    in Hollywood.
    Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.
    That’s it. The buttocks treatment.
    Maybe you need it too a little.

    I always ate lunch at school.
    But every day my mother made me suffer.

    My bed has three blankets
    and a large guilt my parents gave me.

    My father met us at the airport
    and gave me a big hog.
    Then he hogged my wife.

    Me and my brother share
    a small womb in the basement.

    We live on the sex floor.
    Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.

    I have something exciting to tell you.
    My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

    The groom was wearing
    A very nice croissant.

    He lifted the veal off her face
    and gave her a big kiss.

    This morning, I was walking outside,
    when suddenly a big shower fell on me!

    Yesterday I had strong wind here.

    Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
    about that. Once a car starts lusting,
    there’s no way to stop it.

    The entire country has been
    devastated by a long trout.

    When a volcan explodes, millions
    of tons of larva can bury a city

    I am so eager to mate you!

    Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

    You look sad today. Do you want to expose yourself to me?

    I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay.
    My roommate had a toothache this morning.
    So you couldn’t write your essay?
    Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!

    Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii.

    How far should I tip the driver?

    I heard California is full of nude peaches.

    In some countries, you should only drink the water
    a tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad,
    but it will not have poison.

    You can’t sleep with me because it is
    too crowded. But you can probably
    sleep with my sister. That’s what most
    of my friends do when they visit.

    The cheerleaders threw up high into the air!

    The police were attacked by a large group
    of angry mops.

    The article said there are only maybe five thousand beers left in B.C. This is a very serious problem… I think maybe we should only let very small people go beer hunting every year.

    Christians believe if they do not sin they will have salivation.

    If you don’t believe in God your spit can go to hell.

    Tomorrow I will go to a wine and cheese cutting party.

    Every morning I have some toast
    and a big glass of flute juice.

    Did you have breakfast?
    Yes. Now it is in my backpack.

    My friends visited last night and
    we served a nice pig dinner.

    My favorite food is crap cakes.

    My mother is usually already
    cooked one or two hours before dinner.

    A good lice cooker can keep your
    lice warm and eatable for two days.

    My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!

    I think that if there is a beautiful waitress in one restaurant and a normal one in the second, and they both taste the same, most people will visit the first one.

    Would you like a potato wedgie?

    I usually worm up my food before I eat it.

    My stomach is so crowded.
    I ate ten or twenty Buffalo wigs.

    Would you like some?
    No thanks. I just ate some chickens.

    It took twenty minutes for the waiter
    to take my odor.

    When my roommates ate my cook,
    they pretended it was delicious.

    here are some funny (to me) test/essay/short answers stuff:
  2. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

    Sep 27, 2006

    Thanks for these lol
  3. asuri

    asuri GBAtemp Fan

    Jun 6, 2007
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