Body, wtf?

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  1. Byokugen
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    Today, I woke up and wenr to brush my teeths, as I always do when I get up, looked in the mirror and to my surprise I found a gray hair.
    Any good retirement homes suggestions?
     
  2. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    ....that's not that bad; I've had a few grey hairs since I was eleven.

    Don't worry, soon you'll be bald. No offense.

    Although, I would say don't go into 'the home' if you can find an assistant. It's all about keeping your freedom.....unless you're trying to get someone to literally wipe your ass? I don't judge.
     
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    I only want to know if there is some gaming retirement home? You know D&D sessions, some Diablo, maybe Leage of Legends, Tekken tournaments? Trolling classes?
     
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    It's called game elders
     
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    game elders?
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Do you like Wii Sports? Do you like Promethezine? Good news! 75% of retirement homes have both of these, at least in the U.S.

    Go for assisted living if you want MTG, Overwatch, and Sonic '06.

    The only place that offers trolling classes is the U.S. electoral college. They got us gud.
     
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    Over there ;)
    i think you mean the elder scrolls
     
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    All youll find in retirement gaming house are nes, atari MAYBE a snes or two
     
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    Oh my gox xD

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  10. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    Is your body ready?
     
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    I am not aware of any retirement homes that offer such activities.
    There are however ones that will put an emulator chip in your brain to allow you to drool in a corner as you (re)play the final fantasy series.
     
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    I'll get my pen and paper. D&D forever.....and maybe some shadowrun.
     
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    hobbledehoy899 Conniption Master

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    Think about selection, are there different flavors now?
     
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    I hope so, if not, oh well. It's not fair mate, not fair.
    It happened so fast xD

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    3.5 edition? My favorite, but maybe some monopoly?
     
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    No, but you can play Catan with all expansions
     
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    You got me!