Body, wtf?

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  1. Byokugen
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    Today, I woke up and wenr to brush my teeths, as I always do when I get up, looked in the mirror and to my surprise I found a gray hair.
    Any good retirement homes suggestions?
     
  2. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    ....that's not that bad; I've had a few grey hairs since I was eleven.

    Don't worry, soon you'll be bald. No offense.

    Although, I would say don't go into 'the home' if you can find an assistant. It's all about keeping your freedom.....unless you're trying to get someone to literally wipe your ass? I don't judge.
     
  3. Byokugen
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    I only want to know if there is some gaming retirement home? You know D&D sessions, some Diablo, maybe Leage of Legends, Tekken tournaments? Trolling classes?
     
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  4. Procyon

    Procyon TheRealProcyon

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    It's called game elders
     
  5. Byokugen
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    game elders?
     
  6. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Do you like Wii Sports? Do you like Promethezine? Good news! 75% of retirement homes have both of these, at least in the U.S.

    Go for assisted living if you want MTG, Overwatch, and Sonic '06.

    The only place that offers trolling classes is the U.S. electoral college. They got us gud.
     
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  7. DeoNaught

    DeoNaught I break all the warranties

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    i think you mean the elder scrolls
     
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  8. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda

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    Back with kitty Zelda forever :D
    All youll find in retirement gaming house are nes, atari MAYBE a snes or two
     
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  9. Byokugen
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    Oh my gox xD

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  10. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Skiddo

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    Is your body ready?
     
  11. FAST6191

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    I am not aware of any retirement homes that offer such activities.
    There are however ones that will put an emulator chip in your brain to allow you to drool in a corner as you (re)play the final fantasy series.
     
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  12. slaphappygamer

    slaphappygamer Frizzle Fry

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    I'll get my pen and paper. D&D forever.....and maybe some shadowrun.
     
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  13. hobbledehoy899

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    Think about selection, are there different flavors now?
     
  14. Byokugen
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    Byokugen Unit_01

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    I hope so, if not, oh well. It's not fair mate, not fair.
    It happened so fast xD

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    3.5 edition? My favorite, but maybe some monopoly?
     
  15. Procyon

    Procyon TheRealProcyon

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    No, but you can play Catan with all expansions
     
  16. Byokugen
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    You got me!
     
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