Who's got body hair? I have a phobia of body hair from a surgery I had, so the only place I have it is on my head. I either shave it, or it's laser removed. Waxing sucks, did one strip, it was enough for me to call it quits. Anyways... WHO'S A GORILLA AND WHO'S A DOLPHIN?! (because gorillas are hairy and dolphins are smooth).