Body Hair? You a english talking gorilla?

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Dolphin or Gorilla?

  1. I'm a Gorilla [I have hair]

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  2. I'm a Dolphin [I have no hair]

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  1. ShadowSoldier
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    Who's got body hair? I have a phobia of body hair from a surgery I had, so the only place I have it is on my head.

    I either shave it, or it's laser removed. Waxing sucks, did one strip, it was enough for me to call it quits. Anyways... WHO'S A GORILLA AND WHO'S A DOLPHIN?! (because gorillas are hairy and dolphins are smooth).
     


  2. nutella

    nutella Low Glycemic Index

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    Dolphin. I'm Asian.
     
  3. Shinigami357

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    wait.. no underarm hair, no leg hair, no chest hair, no leg hair and no, uh, "downstairs" hair? Man, that is pretty paranoid.
     
  4. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    I'm no monkat (is this a meme?), but I do have hair. It's below an "I should shave it" point most everywhere, except that annoying ring of hair around the nipples... also my feet/toes, that'st just ew.
     
  5. Narayan

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    i have hair in armpits, no facial hair, and in man's special part, and legs. don't understand why i have much hair on my legs.
     
  6. Sterling

    Sterling GBAtemp's Silver Hero

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    I have a below average amount of underarm hair, so that doesn't bother me. Facial hair, no but I may grow a goatee or something (that is if my hair changes from a blonde to actual hair). I do keep my 'Man Hair' neat and trimmed, but last time I shaved it, it was unbearable itchy, so that won't be happening again unless my Girlfriend requests.. [​IMG]
     
  7. ShadowSoldier
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    It is now.
     
  8. MFDC12

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    i have body hair/facial hair, its just that even though its long its really light blonde so you cant really see it unless wet. although my armpit hair and my "Downstairs hair" is visible..

    off topic a bit since no one asked but i still feel the need to say it.. i think body hair is quite attractive on men (not so much women [​IMG]).
     
  9. Jolan

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    I hate my body hair. Upper chest, stomach, lower back, and all over my legs and arms. It's not up to the point of "OH GOD SHAVE THIS NOW" but it still feels uncomfortable.
     
  10. Etalon

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    Gorilla. [​IMG]
     
  11. Pyrmon

    Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    I have hair in all the regular places, armpits, legs, "downstairs" and some on my arms. But I wish I could have a beard... I mean, the greatest people all had beards: Galileo, Morgan Freeman, Jesus... And the best of all, Gordon Freeman!
     
  12. ShadowSoldier
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    A lot of pussies in this thread. What are you afraid to say Pubes/Pubic hair? [/puns puns puns puns puns]

    Luckily, for some reason, I've NEVER had back hair.. like. At all. Hell I never even had a hairy chest, I had a little patch until I got rid of it, but I've always been a smooth guy generally.
     
  13. Pyrmon

    Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    You said the "P"word! [​IMG]
     
  14. Devin

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    *Waits for Monkat to post*
     
  15. MakiManPR

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    I shave all my body except for my head and eyebrows

    so thats make me a dolphin

    also girls like it like that

    never had back hair


    same
     
  16. ineap09

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    Yup. This is how I feel right now.
     
  17. Langin

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    I HAD hear on my legs. Further yeah I am gorilla except for my legs and back.
     
  18. Jamstruth

    Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    I'm not a dolphin but nowhere near a gorilla. Not a big fan of having body hair but I'd be a freak for shaving it off without any reason (In my opinion anyway) after all body hair is part of growing up. Only place I hate my hair is on my feet. Its not really noticeable unless you're up close but I hate having hair on the top of my foot and on my toes, no matter how little it is. Considering how unnoticeable it is I get rid of it to keep myself happy.
     
  19. Arnold Schwarzen

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    No hair but on my legs. Gonna be lazy and leave em unshaven unless doing photo shoot. Always shave abs and beard, no hair grows elsewhere. Also arm hair very thin and light in colour, them Korean genetics! Shaven is best for showing dem aesthetics, u jelly?
     
  20. _Chaz_

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    I've got hair.