- Why did the bitcoin win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the bitcoin jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-bitcoin.
- What did the bitcoin say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bitcoin.”
- What do you call a bitcoin that does karate? A bitcoin.
- What has a bitcoin that you can’t sleep in? A bitcoin.
- Why were the bitcoin’s eyes crossed? It couldn’t control its pupils.
- What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Bitcoin.
- How does the bitcoin say hello? It waves.
- What lights up a bitcoin stadium? A bitcoin match.
- What creature is smarter than a talking bitcoin? A spelling bitcoin.