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  • Why did the bitcoin win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • Why did the bitcoin jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-bitcoin.
  • What did the bitcoin say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bitcoin.”
  • What do you call a bitcoin that does karate? A bitcoin.
  • What has a bitcoin that you can’t sleep in? A bitcoin.
  • Why were the bitcoin’s eyes crossed? It couldn’t control its pupils.
  • What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Bitcoin.
  • How does the bitcoin say hello? It waves.
  • What lights up a bitcoin stadium? A bitcoin match.
  • What creature is smarter than a talking bitcoin? A spelling bitcoin.
 

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A vaudeville performer is describing his act to a skeptical booking agent. "‘It’s very simple. My wife and I shit on the stage, and then the kids come out and wallow in it." The Agent, thunderstruck: "What kind of an act do you call that?" Vaudevillian, polishing his fingernails on his lapel: "We call it…‘The Bitcoin’!"
 
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