Better than illegal drugs

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Ryccardo, Aug 26, 2018.

  1. Ryccardo
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    Ryccardo and his tropane alkaloids

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    'most every night, after my parents are asleep, I like to use electrical energy to "vaporize" some electrons in a vacuum, then accelerate them to about 96 megameters per second: they then engage in some weird physical reaction with some weird chemicals, and I intake the products of the reaction with my eye rods and cones...

    ...after barely a minute, that teleports my mind into a very wide choice of fantasies, whether you call them Mira, Johto, Mechonis, Kawana Hotel Golf Club, or possibly any world name and seed imaginable. But not only I have full choice about which one I am about to see, I can always get out of them in give or take 10 seconds if anything goes terribly wrong!


    Now, while as I implied in the title this is probably legal everywhere on Earth, environmentalists (fourth only to religious people, politicians, vegans -and any combination of the above- in being the stop having fun guys) as well as Big Electronics have, mostly successfully, conspired to halt the production and use of this amazing product.
    While this has resulted in sheeple dumping the one(s) they had for other junkies like me to take for cheap or even free, they won't be around forever. I am sincerely worried about scarcity (also considering they were made in a wide range of varieties) and would wish Big Electronics change their mind; but I doubt that would happen, since Big Electronics is about profit first and their discontinuation resulted in selling almost the whole world a heap of cheaper-to-build-and-ship, nowhere as cool replacements.
     
  2. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

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    I think I need illegal drugs to understand what the fuck you said.
     
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  3. bennyman123abc

    bennyman123abc GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    stick ur hand in there and see if u get teh same effect heh (Jk, don't actually do that)
     
  4. grey72

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    Yeah yeah retro stuff is great and all, but are you seriously playing Wii u on a CRT you absolute madlad
     
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  5. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

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    What er hmmm?? I seriously have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread.
     
  6. Ryccardo
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    Ryccardo and his tropane alkaloids

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    yes
     
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  7. Exannor

    Exannor Advanced Member

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    Ha, what a coincidence

    I was offered some garbage Reggie, 2 for $10 over at St. Louis just outside delmar hall today.
     
  8. VinsCool

    VinsCool Cattus Incerta Tacitusque

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    There's nothing illegal if no one catches you.
     
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  9. Itzumi

    Itzumi Needs More Aesthetics

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    I what the hey why how now
     
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  10. grey72

    grey72 GBAtemp Regular

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    He's talking about crt TV's you guys, and how retro games look better on them

    I was hoping someone would've guessed

    Also, are you seriously playing freaking Xenoblade X on a CRT, OP?
     
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  11. Itzumi

    Itzumi Needs More Aesthetics

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    Just took another read through the op and I get it now.
     
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