Best Weird Dream You've Ever Had

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  1. CrackerZack
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    Mine would probably be that dream where I went to trial for murdering a tree because it said I smell bad.

    It went like this:
    My attorney was a baby.
    The prosecution was a rock.
    The judge was Bender from Futurama.

    It lasted for quite a while, but I won the case, and we celebrated with a game of occasionally sunking.
     
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    I once had a dream where a burger was eating me!!
     
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    I always have the weirdest possible dreams every nights.

    Some are really scary :mellow:
     
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    I had a dream that a girl from Church I went to who was my age came knocking on my door to say that she was pregnant and I was the father even though we never *you know what* together.
     
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    I commonly have dreams in which someone attempts to rob me and for some reason I always find it justifiable to pull a knife out of nowhere and stab the ****er to death.

    I have absolutely no idea why the hell I'm having these dreams. I would never kill someone with a knife... A gun is cleaner.
     
  6. Hungry Friend

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    This is actually a psychedelic trip but I count such experiences as(waking) dreams. I was a stupid, cocky kid who thought he could handle 8 grams dried of Psilocybe Cubensis mushrooms just for context.

    15 minutes after eating the shrooms, I began to hear a ringing in my ears ala tinnitus but not painful in any way, my airways opened up and I felt light as a feather walking around, and just a few minutes after that I began to see shadows dancing all around me, both with eyes open and closed that looked a lot like ancient Mayan artwork and as the visual aspect began to intensify, the ringing in my ears slowly turned into what I can only describe as tribal chanting. It was the kind of chanting shamans use to put themselves and others into trance states an the shadows started to appear in more vivid colors, the walls(I was in my parents' house at the time) began to breathe and the shadows began to morph into more complex, colorful fractal patterns, the kinds most often associated with psychedelic experiences.

    I put on some Jimi Hendrix and despite the music being greatly enhanced, I could still hear the tribal chanting and other voices began to creep in as well along with my senses getting very much mixed up(synesthesia). Tasting a certain guitar riff, feeling the music vibrate through me like an electric current and around 30 minutes in(hard to say because psychedelics really fuck with your perception of time) everything pretty much went black, and even though I was aware of my body and everything, I broke through/went "out of body" and began to see a tiny, tiny little light begin to illuminate a pure, black void. I was totally unaware of the music playing despite having headpones on, but the small speck of light suddenly exploded into a combination of white and golden light, stars began to form and while I was "out of body", it still felt like I was in my own skin but I coulld fly/float around and observe what was happening.

    I have a bit of a blank spot in between the big bang like event and what happened next, but I basically experienced a vision of the universe's creation up until Earth and man came into being, and next thing I know I was floating above Earth next to a gigantic asteroid-like object. It looked kind of like a meteor but it looked synthetic in a way too, like some type of weapon, and UFO-like objects were wizzing all around it as it rapidly began to impact the planet(the object was around the size of the moon), destroying anything and everything in sight until the Earth was nothing but a molten ball completely devoid of life. I felt a sense of great despair and loss, but then I began to see a golden light radiating throughout the entire universe, and it transported me to a place that looked kind of like a star nursery but much, MUCH brighter and more beautiful than the Hubble photos. For some odd reason, I felt nothing but love, peave and comfort in this place and I specifically remember saying out loud "I'm home!" even though I had never seen this place before.

    There's another gap after this but I was somehow transported back to Earth right before the meteor struck, but the radiating golden light that transported me to the star nursery seemed to not only destroy the meteor but cover the entire earth in a beautiful, sun-like golden light but it was much brighter and more beautiful than the sun's light when sober.

    I count this experience as a dream even though it was drug induced, plus it was absolutely fascinating and scary at the same time, especially because I was tripping so hard that I literally thought everything that was happening during the dream/trip was 100% real and that I was actually dead for a period of time. Psychedelics are fucking powerful, especially when you take way way too much. A normal hard trip dose is around 3.5 grams dried and I took 8. not smart, but at least I have an interesting story!
     
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    How do you remember it so well when you tripped so hard man?
     
  8. Hungry Friend

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    I have a lot of gaps but it's difficult to not at least somewhat rmemeber a trip so powerful, especially since it was my first tryptamine experience. It was so vivid that I couldn't tell whether what I was seeing was real or hallucination, and I was completely, 100% unaware of my normal body after the breakthrough. I forgot a lot of the details but I remember the most intense parts.
     
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    I once awoke in my dream, it's called lucid dreaming, I think. I tried to shrink myself by imagining a genie, but it didn't work. I imagined a kitten, though. :ha:
    I forgot everything else in that dream. :unsure:

    EDIT: I remember reading Instagram tutorials on how to lucid dream, lol.
     
  10. RevPokemon

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    OK then I just have never tripped except on a rock once
     
  11. Father Crilly

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    Well, um, yeah, that was an interesting read...

    ....:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
     
  12. Hungry Friend

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    I have some experiences with Mescaline(very small dose through cacti, not very eventful), 2C-E, 4-aco-DMT and some others but that first trip was by far the most powerful as far as tryptamine trips go. I've also used Salvia but I remmeber pretty much nothing of those trips because of its disassociative effects. I do remember a Salvia trip where all I could see were little elves running around on gears laughing at me which freaked me out, but disassociatives are COMPLETELY different. Different psychedelics provide very different ttrips, but 4-aco-DMT is almost exactly the same as a shroom trip but with a little less initial nausea and just a slightly different flavor.(cleaner, if that makes any sense)

    I'll probably post more trips some other time but they're all very long. I still count them as dreams thoug despite them being artificially induced. Dreaming is fucking weird.
     
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    Wow just wow man I never have had dreams like that
     
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    Hah, whilst tripping, I had these birds trying to peck my eyes out, so I covered my eyes (and closed them, natch) and could still see em. Then my dead grandma came out of a hole in ground in front of the fireplace, that was..... not the best weird dream I've ever had at all.....:(

    Actual, weird dream? Few years ago when my lads were younger they had the full set of Bob The Builder trucks: I dreamt I was Muck (the red one) and trying to hit it off with Dizzy (the small orange mixer girl thing). Not in the kids show either, oh no, I was the Muck in my boys toybox....:wtf:
     
  15. Hungry Friend

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    Can't say I've had a lucid dream but I've had layered dreams where I "woke up" only to find out it was another dream, sometimes with 5 fucking layers. Weird.
     
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    I had that once and also some times when in real life I thought I was in a dream
     
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  17. Hungry Friend

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    The closest I've come to lucid dreaming was the rare occasion that I could manipulate the visuals I would see while tripping, ie warp them around, turn them into different things, and they would often pulsate and warp to the rhythm of whatever music I was listening to as well. I know psychedelics aren't REALLY standard dreams but that's the closest thing I can compare a trip to. I'm usually aware that I'm tripping unless I'm on a stupidly high dose of something but it's still quite a roller coaster ride.

    Tripping, generally speaking is actually more intense mentally than it is visually(depends on the drug(s) of course) but the mental effects are very very difficult to describe in plain English. Set/setting play a role as well of course. NEVER trip when you're depressed or in any sort of negative headspace.

    edit: I don't use anymore but I'm actually glad I had some of those experiences. I've had bad trips too but the positive experiences were absolutely beautiful. Psychedelics aren't to be fucked with unless you're very well mentally prepared and have researched whatever you plan on taking, and I was NOT ready for that first ride. They can easily break you mentally and the fact that it was a positive experience for the most part was pure luck.

    edit2: If my posts are incoherent it's because I'm very tired and slightly sleep deprived. Excuse any weird grammatical errors or wonky sentences.

    final edit: Tryptamine trips apparently resemble schizophrenic episodes in some ways. LSD is one of those drug I've never actually tried but I'm guessing this applies to other tryptamines like Psilocin as well.
     
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    When I was 14, I had a dream where I was fucking this hot chick from my class who was my crush at the time, then suddenly she morphs into a Nintendo DSi and my dick got stuck in the headphone jack and it hurt a lot.

    This was the day after I got my DSi when I played nothing but Pokemon Platinum all day. So yeah, I fucked a DS.
     
  19. RevPokemon

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    Oh if we include wet dreams then I have a few more (but I ain't telling!)
     
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    Yesterday, I spent the whole day creating a Geometry Dash level. When I went to bed I couldn't stop imagining levels in my head. As soon as I fell asleep, I started dreaming of complex geometry dash levels. My brain was going to explode. They were so complicated and weird it was driving me crazy. Have you ever had such complicated weird dreams that make your brain explode while you're sleeping?