Best Siri Quotes

[BurningDesire]

WWDC 2016

Question: What Can I expect at WWDC?

Answer: Neither mutiny, disassembly, nor zero battery will induce me to dishonor the oath I have sworn to secrecy. Sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Game of Thrones lately.

Random

Question: What is Zero dived by Zero?

Answer: “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

To simply put it give me your best Siri quotes and how you got there!

 

[nxwing]

What's zero divided by zero?

 

[BurningDesire]

What's zero divided by zero?

Updated.

 

[mgrev]

Siri, can you beatbox?

Here's what ive been practicing.

Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. I could do this all day. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats. Boots. Cats.

 

[Feeling it!]

1. Name yourself "Doctor"
2. say into the mic "knock knock"
Siri: Whose there?
Siri: Doctor? Doctor who?

 

[Engert]

"Cortana, do you hate Steve Jobs?"
Cortana - "Hate is not in my vocabulary. Ops, did i just say hate? I hate it when i do that! "