Best Pickup Lines

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Sep 5, 2008

Best Pickup Lines by Curley5959 at 2:36 PM (2,558 Views / 0 Likes) 43 replies

  1. Curley5959
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    Well I was watching a vid on youtube the other day about the best pickup lines.. So i want to hear your best pickup line.. In other words, what you say to a chick..

    Mine..

    "Im not an expert in hardware, but I know you could screw my nuts off any day"
     


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    who needs fancy pickup lines when your as handsome as me! [​IMG]
     
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    Hey, how about we go back to my place, order a pizza, and fuck? WHAT!?!? You don't like pizza?
     
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    did you guys ever actually picked up a girl with these? XD
     
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    believe it or not the one i have the most success with is "I love you" but you have to say it real serious, give them the eyes and everything, oh and it has to be to someone who is or is almost a complete stranger or else the might believe you
     
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    if i said that to a girl she'd prob give me a blank look lol

    i don't use pickup lines, i just give girls a good impression!
     
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    which is probably much more successful than those silly pick up lines! :3
     
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    A/S/L?
     
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    i shit my pants can i get into yours.
     
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    "You're drunk."
    "You're sexy!"
     
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    Are those real? I mean your fingernails.
     
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    Also;

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    Whoooops, going to hell.
     
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    how many of these fucking threads are there?
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    Only 3 i think.
     
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