1. TomRannd

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    we all know about a pick-up line. those are designed to pick you up. but what if we want to pick down? what do we do?

    well, some people would just say fuck you. but no, some are very special people and they either require special attention, or on your side you need to be clever because you are a genius pretty much mostly.

    here is an example of a pick-down line:

    "hey jabba, did i hear you ask me if you looked fat in those jeans?" *eats pizza hut*

    i guess i need to ask you to contribute to it too lol. so yeah write down your pick-down lines i'm bored asf.
     
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    Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?


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    that was legendary
     
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    you're house, right now.

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    Cha ching. Hey, I haven’t shared this with anyone really but I used to work in a hospital as a custodian a few decades ago. There was this blonde chick I was interested in that worked in the cafeteria and for some wacky reason I started talking about having to clean up in the morgue after an autopsy was performed. Her ears perked and she said sure, she would love to check it out. We went in together and what I thought would freak her out really turned her on. Like really on. It was scary. Freaked me out. I opened a fridge thinking there would be food that needed to be tossed and cleaned. What did I find? Body parts. I could notice under her white shirt she got perky to really perky. She started looking at the examining table in a way that made me feel a bit uncomfortable. We opened the fridge and I saw a former classmate (gang-banger) with a hole in his forehead. That was it. I thought she was going to throw me on that table and shag my brains out. I finished up as quickly as I could and left. I never spoke to that chick again. I later found out she dated the mortician that worked there. I have no doubt in my mind she did some kinky morbid things in that place. I’m never one to say no but this I was on the fence with. Seriously.


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    what the fuck. look i thought i said some weird shit and told some wacky stories but this? damn son this is a whole new level.

    anyways, i thought of a new pick-down line. here goes:

    you like football? cause i want your foot touching my balls~ (it's sad, that this would turn some people on. oh well.)
     
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    That’s funny. To be honest I found that online and when you guys liked it reminded me of 1987, and that girl. true story. No bullshit there. Lol there are some really strange people out there.


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    lol what a weird gal. i've met some wacky chicks in my lifetime too. nothing as bad as that though.
     
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    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
     
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    hey you look young for an 80 year old
     
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    you remind me of a box tv. why? because you are really fucking big and i could watch you all day.
     
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    Are you a flat-earther too?
     
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
     
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    hey, didja know i have a phd?

    "oh! in what!"

    oh, you know... a PRETTY HUGE DICK!!!!1!1!!!!11
     
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    I got an STD just for you.
     
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    You can’t spell stud without STD and U. So why don’t I unleash that muffin top of yours.


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    I’m the worlds of an Irishman: Say, have you heard about Irish foreplay? No?
    Bend over Bridget.

    Have you heard about that new fangled 60 second sex? No. Got a minute?


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    I’ll give you 2 guesses what this issssssss.
     
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    Get in the van.
     
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    Bambi’s first bangbus experience.


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