Greatest achievement in a DS game?
I managed to kill that boss, you see. The Grinning Colossus. I'm the hero you all wish you could be. I made it through the tunnel, then I grabbed that fire on the wall. I jumped up above him, then I burned the rope and saved us all. I burned the rope and saved us all. I BURNED the roped and saved US. Now I'm a hero. I managed to beat the whole damn game. You're happy I made it, but how am I gonna spend the rest of this day? Maybe watch a video... Maybe press refresh and start again.
Yes, it's over now. They didn't want to make a longer game. This is it, I swear it's true.