Best joke ever!!!!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by VVoltz, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. VVoltz
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    [this message was removed by a moderator]

    Edit:
    Ok, since I don't like people not liking me, here is the truth:
    The original post was: [this message was removed by a moderator]

    But since mthrnite and CIA happened to post some jokes, lets turn this thread into a fun filling one. So go ahead!, post your best joke so the world can laugh at you, er... I mean with you.
    I'll put the best ones on this first post.


    So far so good, keep'm coming.

    Just to practice, since this is the test area:

    test
     


  2. science

    science science rules

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  3. cruddybuddy

    cruddybuddy Group: Banned!

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    Hilarious!
     
  4. ugly_rose

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    i don't get it...
     
  5. 4saken

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    If it's to spark fury, most people probably don't care.
     
  6. Awdofgum

    Awdofgum Wadofgum

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    awww i wish i was here before the joke was removed =(
     
  7. Foie

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  8. jimmy j

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    I heard that one years ago
     
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  10. Costello

    Costello Headmaster

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    I don't like it when people make fun of this very subject...
    I took the liberty to remove some people's posts, I hope you don't mind.
    Hopefully, the people targetted by these jokes haven't had the time to read them!
     
  11. kristijan08

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    someone wanna pm it to me? i love jokes!
     
  12. Destructobot

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  13. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Here ya go.. catch it quick before Costello sees it!

    A guy walks into a bar, buys a martini and sits down by the baby grand piano, which is being played by a woman with a small monkey sitting on her shoulder. The monkey jumps down and runs across the piano and places a coaster on the piano top for the man to set his martini on, then runs back and sits down on the piano player's shoulder again. The man takes a sip off of his martini and sets it back on the piano top, but neglects to put it on the monkey-provided coaster. Suddenly the monkey dashes over to the man and pees in his martini glass. The man, shocked, exclaims to the piano player in a loud voice, "Hey, do you know your goddamned monkey just took a piss in my drink!?!?"

    To which the piano player replies: "No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it!"


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  14. nileyg

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  15. Mortenga

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    ahahahaha [​IMG]



    PS: I don't get it
     
  16. Samutz

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  17. BlueStar

    BlueStar GBAtemp Psycho!

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    A german man approaches a prostitute and says "i vish to buy sex vith you". "ok" says the girl "but it'll cost 20 an hour". "ist good, but i must varn you i little kinky". "i can do kinky" replies the lady of the night.

    They then walk back to the girls flat where the german produces from his bag four large bed springs and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hanz und kneez". The girl finds this strange but complies and ties the springs accordingly.

    "now you vill get on your hanz und kneez" says the german. She duly does this balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill blow on zis kwacker as i make ze love to you".

    She finds this odd but thinks it's harmless (and he's paying). She finds the sex is fantastic as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic german all the time honking on the duck caller and she comes to the greatest climax she's ever known.

    It's a few minutes before she can muster the breath to ask "That was amazing. What do you call that position?"

    "Ah" the german replies "zat is called ze.........."



    "four-sprung duck technique!"
     
  18. nileyg

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    Audi?
     
  19. Jax

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    I didn't get it... [​IMG]
     
  20. BlueStar

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