Best easter story ever

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So my friend was about to hide eggs for an easter egg hunt. He took all the money out of them and shit in 2 of them and cummed in one.

When the kid found them:

"EWW, WHY IS THERE POOP IN THIS ONE?"

"What's this white stuff?"
 

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Can you just sit back and think; isn't it nasty enough to have to shit in a small egg, then handle it, and make sure it is all compact, and then hide it?

He's the real loser in this one.
 

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Can you just sit back and think; isn't it nasty enough to have to shit in a small egg, then handle it, and make sure it is all compact, and then hide it?

He's the real loser in this one.

That's what I thought at first, then I realized it was fucking funny.
 

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Can you just sit back and think; isn't it nasty enough to have to shit in a small egg, then handle it, and make sure it is all compact, and then hide it?

He's the real loser in this one.

i bet he used one of these:
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either that, or a cream injector:
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both tools seems to be fun for people who has this fetish

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what is your opinion on this?
 

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It was Easter and the egg hunt or should I say "Ball Hunt" was currently happening and your friend decides to join. What I thought of at first when I read money was a prostitutional convention that was easter themed. By the time the ball hunt was starting, your friend which could be a male gay prostitute, found a man, a naked man. When you said that he took all the money out, your friend bribed the naked guy. They had their turns with each other and your friend was so pleased or should I say excited, that he shat and came and the same time. The shit was watery and easily fell onto the naked guy's balls or eggs. Meanwhile, your friend's cum spread unto the air and he gets out of the way and most of it spreads to the naked guy's balls. And by little girl, I think he means the naked guy's gf who has no idea that it was a prost. convention and had no idea what cum is making her ask, what's that white thing.
 

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I'm just wondering, since you made such a big deal out of you leaving for a long time. Weren't you leaving for a long time?

And how many times have I answered you? :unsure:

And it wasn't a big deal, everyone would make a thread like that too, if they thought they'd be leaving for a while. Nobody's just gonna leave everyone to wonder "Hey, where did ______ ever go?"
 

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And how many times have I answered you? :unsure:

And it wasn't a big deal, everyone would make a thread like that too, if they thought they'd be leaving for a while. Nobody's just gonna leave everyone to wonder "Hey, where did ______ ever go?"

People actually do do that, just kind of drop off of the forums :P
 
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