Best easter story ever

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  1. DarkFlare69
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    So my friend was about to hide eggs for an easter egg hunt. He took all the money out of them and shit in 2 of them and cummed in one.

    When the kid found them:

    "EWW, WHY IS THERE POOP IN THIS ONE?"

    "What's this white stuff?"
     
  2. 2Hack

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    Can you just sit back and think; isn't it nasty enough to have to shit in a small egg, then handle it, and make sure it is all compact, and then hide it?

    He's the real loser in this one.
     
  3. Flame

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    The theory:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Cums to mind
     
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    DarkFlare69 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    That's what I thought at first, then I realized it was fucking funny.
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.
    i bet he used one of these:
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    either that, or a cream injector:
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    both tools seems to be fun for people who has this fetish

    DinohScene

    what is your opinion on this?
     
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    I've got a weakness for flat tummies.
    Not perverted instruments like those.

    Hmm, odd isn't it?
    The person who wonders about me opinion on it, he himself might have a fetish for it, doesn't it seem that way?
     
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    /r/thathappened
     
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    Weren't you going to leave for a long time?
     
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    Seems not :(


    :cry:
     
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    The best easter story?

    How bout that the Catholic Church was founded by St.Peter who was a rabbit and they denied the importance of rabbits in the church and easter for years
     
  12. DarkFlare69
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    DarkFlare69 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Do you really have to say that every time you see me post something? You think that you're funny or something?
     
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    I'm just wondering, since you made such a big deal out of you leaving for a long time. Weren't you leaving for a long time?
     
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  14. DarkFlare69
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    DarkFlare69 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    And how many times have I answered you? :unsure:

    And it wasn't a big deal, everyone would make a thread like that too, if they thought they'd be leaving for a while. Nobody's just gonna leave everyone to wonder "Hey, where did ______ ever go?"
     
  15. TotalInsanity4

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    People actually do do that, just kind of drop off of the forums :P
     
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  16. DarkFlare69
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    Some of them do, but still..