Just curious here, but with technology being the way it is, well is there any way to be a full fledged pirate and NOT get your ship blown to fucking pieces right off the bat. I have some money to blow and I am thinking...what don't I have? And it hit me! A fucking pirate ship but of course I know there are still "pirates" out there but from what I understand it is like Cubans on a little boat who hijack another boat and kill the crew and steal all the cargo. There is nothing wrong with that I guess but I want a big ship with the flag to represent!! Sure stealing, raping, murdering, pillaging and plundering in this age are frowned upon...but with my Visa expiring in 2010 I really have no idea what to do or where to go....except the open seas....lol...or maybe starting an army

Yes.... I am quite fucking insane...I know this...but then some people think Napoleon was also insane....hahahahahha

 

What a dilemma.... well first off ... the multi million dollar question at hand is ... sails or a motor ... we'd be needing a fast ship and while its fun to have the sails.... a very fast ship may be a bit more important than looks...as long as we can raise a flag...I think that is all that matters....

This ship.... possibly out of my price range right now... but with a little hard work I may be able to pull it off by 2010 holds 46 crew members:


Actually I misread the listing....this one may be more expensive:


It has dual 720 hp engines plus 3 sails.... I have a small scarab now with a 502 which hauls ass....so this ship must be fucking fast....but the price has me very worrisome...fuck I'm gonna have to bust some ass...and sure I know what some are thinking...a pirate buying a boat...but I think in this day and age "commandeering" a ship would be damn near impossible as you'd have all sorts of marine armies ready to fuck you up. So therefore it'd be more like terror of the seas....let em know your out there yet leave no survivors to tell the tale (or describe your boat)

 

You DO know that the FBI are still watching you, right?

 

just buy a monkey pirate!

 

When you get your boat you need a rail gun mounting to it somewhere!


Also, for the boat, I would go with the Sea Shadow!



You'd have to go with stealth pirating though, and sneak up on people at night as it's not very fast That might work best for modern pirating though, rather than blasting in and getting blown out of the water.


Edit: Maybe one of these would work better or maybe one of these. With the second one you could go in quite close, send a small boat out to go attack and then whilst they are all fighting away you could send in a helicopter full of more of your crew.

 

Okay so everyone wants to be an old school pirate right? Sadly we can't just go around killing each other, and raping women......legally.

BUT if we combine Pirates....with modern day paintball it could be done. The sword to sword combat could be tough to figure out.

But make a couple braces of old school flintlock replicas made for paintball. Got a couple of ships? Make targets zones on them and jimmy up some kind of paint cannon.....hit all the targets....and shes down. Board the other teams ship and duke it out.

I will work on the sword problem though.

 

get a nice boat from www.wally.com the have so realy cool designs!



and get a parrot or a monkey!

 

you can always get the Lego version of that...



If you dont have the money atm or something.

 

.......That would cost a bit aswell.....lego doesn't come cheap these days.

Side note, I can't wait for the lego mmo type thingy.

 

I'll join!

I've always wanted to be a pirate, I have the capability to be pretty good physically, my aim's not bad, and I am a musician (since you always need musicians on a ship).