Be careful what you wish for (forum game)

[Deleted member 386348]

Here's a forum game from a site I used to go on (RIP)

(credit to Numin for making this game)
Rules:
No racism/sexism
No awful outdated memes.

Description:
'Be careful what you wish for' is a game where someone will state a wish, and the next poster [Forum member] makes the wish less than desirable. [Then after you destroy their greatest desires, put up your wish.] And so on..

Example:
I wish I could fly.
(next poster) Wish granted.. but you can only fly for 30 seconds every other Tuesday.

-Next poster's wish here-
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I wish I had the ability to draw well.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but you could only draw weeb trash.

I wish I could always be drunk.

 

[Deleted member 386348]

Wish granted. You die of alcohol poisoning a 2 days in.

I wish I could eat and not get fat

 

[keven3477]

wish granted but it will count as if you didn't eat at all and you die of starvation.

I wish I was rich.

 

[vayanui8]

you are rich, but all of your money is in pennies and you are crushed bu the sheer weight

I wish that a black women would make me a fried chicken sandwich and then hump a doge. Many dank such meme

 

[Deleted member 386348]

you are rich, but all of your money is in pennies and you are crushed bu the sheer weight

I wish that a black women would make me a fried chicken sandwich and then hump a doge. Many dank such meme

No racism/sexism
No awful outdated memes.

*ahem*

I wish I could actually find a Pikachu on pokemon go.

 

[Deleted User]

You find it, but it's in someone's backyard, and when you go to their front door to ask them if you can go into their backyard, they slam the door in your face and go and catch it themselves.

I wish I were male.

 

[brickmii82]

Granted, but you have Alopecia and can't grow hair.

I wish I was Iron Man(Tony Stark)

 

[keven3477]

Granted, but you have Alopecia and can't grow hair.

I wish I was Iron Man(Tony Stark)

granted, you get the shrapnel poisoning he has but not his money or suit.

I wish I was smarter than the average person.

 

[TrashyClassy]

Granted, but you will be hated by everyone.

I wish I could get a Wii U.

 

[Deleted member 386348]

Granted, but you will be hated by everyone.

I wish I could get a Wii U.

Granted, however no games or homebrew will run.
I wish I had another dog.

 

[CitizenSnips]

Wish granted, but the dog will never stop barking as loud as it can for all eternity.

I wish my body wouldn't require sleep

 

[Deleted member 386348]

Wish granted, but the dog will never stop barking as loud as it can for all eternity.

I wish my body wouldn't require sleep

Granted. The hallucinations from sleep deprivation should kick in soon. (You don't require it, but you still retain the effects of not sleeping)

 

[DinohScene]

Corrupt a wish...
There should be a big thread for this.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it died in 2014

I wish it could be revived ;w;

 

[Seriel]

Granted, but instead of continuing the topic a new one was created. And it's this one here :o

I wish... for more wishes!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they're all corrupted

I wish to play with people's expectations and omlets

 

[keven3477]

Granted but their expectations were low and the omelets bad.

I wish I was funny.

 

[vayanui8]

Granted but their expectations were low and the omelets bad.

I wish I was funny.

You become the world's funniest person. However, everyone becomes jealous and you are eventually murdered in your sleep.

I wish that I had gigabit internet

 

[CeeDee]

Granted, but everything 404's

I wish for infinite uncorruptable wishes.