Bathing in maple syrup

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Bathing in maple syrup by Devin at 12:51 AM (901 Views / 1 Likes) 14 replies

  1. Devin
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    I have a strong passion towards fresh Canadian Syrup. It just feels natural, you know? Like going into the woods while riding a Moose, and finding a hot waterfall of syrup. The rocks nearby aren't rocks, they're little waffle rocks. You know you're gonna get sticky, but you don't care. You just want to bite into a waffle rock covered in that warm syrup. Where's that waffle rock been? Who else has touched it? Why the hell do you care? Bathe in it, bathe in that which is maple syrup.

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    Maybe im just weird, but ill take the fake Aunt Jemima's syrup over authentic maple any day.

    HOWEVER, i will make and exception for the day I find that syrupfall, stip to my skivies and splop in with you :D
     
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    I prefer the thicker consistency of the "fake" stuff.

    Also "real" syrup is fucking expensive. Like really fucking expensive.
     
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    So you're the one who contaminated my syrup supply! You son of a bitch!!!
     
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    Syrup's a lot like cocaine that way; the higher the purity, the higher the price. But it is soooooo worth it.

    For the syrup, I mean. Just the syrup.

    Obviously.
     
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    I think is the second time that I'm replying to you with "cocaine is one hell of a drug."
     
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    ok time to go skinny dipping in the syrup (takes off clothes)
     
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    All you bastards better get out of my darn cocaine maple syrup waterfall.
     
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    Protip: Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

    Or, to put it another way, that's not a waterfall and that warm golden liquid you're covered in isn't maple syrup.
     
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    GOLDEN SHOWER
     
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    Fun Fact: If you search for "bathing in maple syrup" on Google Images with SafeSearch off or on Moderate, you will find that two of the first three images feature Rainbow Dash literally bathing in syrup, one of said images is suggestive. If you choose the Strict setting, you only get the suggestive image. You're welcome.
     
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    We need more syrup.
     
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    And it tastes weird. The fake stuff tastes helluva lot better.
     
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    Someone forgot to double-tap the zombie. Amateurs.

    :gun:
     
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