[Banworthy] My message to all staff members of GBAtemp who hate cheese

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by AlanJohn, May 3, 2013.

  1. AlanJohn
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    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    Fuck your fucking fuck faced fucked up pie shoving hole that you use to spread stupidity upon your fucking friends who lick your motherfucking cock only because they don't have their own cock or mother to fuck in order to be motherfucking bastards like you and your father and mother and their fathers and mothers up to the third generation when your great grandfather decided to fuck a chicken in order to have children he could beat up and rape until they had other children he could rape until your brainless face was shoved into the world multipling the number of shit heads by an unimaginable amount that represents your stupidity and the stupidity of your ways in you miserable life that even snails consider more boring than your father's cloged up ass-hole with slimy juices that only your grandmother could reproduce in her infinite ugliness and slimines that can only hurl any normal man nd prove she is the witch buffy missed when she was fucking vampires like your grandfather and killing dark bitches such as your flooped-belly grandmother who has no excuse for the pathetic life her daughter brought into this already poor world which is overfilled with tightassed asshole such as your uncle and his uncle fucking wife which is a transexual dolphin with a silicon implant in her whale lips that suck your uncle's fat nipples until they realized how useles they were to this whole world and gave birth to your zombie cousins that are just replicas of Michael Jackson and fall apart while trying to capture your bitch of a girlfriend who is only a stupid whore who sucks ass and shits all over the shitty cave you call home when you drag hay from the fucked up fields you roll in instead of actually doing something with your pathetic life even, to decorate the walls covered with horse shit between which you and your fucked up dog that you like to fuck in the ass instead of your girlfriend who is so damn ugly even animals run away at her sight, you religiously-fucked up sorry piece of white black trash with a small dick overlarge butthole vagina instread of belly button and arms like a baby who stinks like all the barf buckets of the world united into one stinking pile of arse that is your fuck face, you cunt-headed ass wipe, fuck-shit fuck with lead stuck up your heathen swamp rat coho-nus. Go fuck your ape-mothers corpse you necrophiliac amputee raping cocksucker.
    You're still a retard and I ain't done with you're fucking ass
     
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  2. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Okay, but tell us how you really feel.
     
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  3. AlanJohn
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    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    I just, I don't know man. It's depressing and shit. It's like E3 2012 all over again.
     
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  4. dj4uk6cjm

    dj4uk6cjm GBAtemp Fan

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    All i heard was the word Fuck in this thread, epic win!
     
  5. Xuphor

    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Cuss/bad word count as follows
    Fuck: 20
    Ass: 7
    Shit: 5
    Cock: 3
    Rape: 3
    Bitch: 2
    Cunt: 1

    Meh... Could have had more.

    Also, what the fuck is a "sorry piece of white black trash"? Were you trying to type white trash, then decide to type black trash, then said "fuck it", and blend the two or something?
     
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  6. AlanJohn
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    Damn it's like you're reading my mind.
     
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  7. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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  8. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    I love cheese.
     
  9. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ Spooky cute.

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    Between insane and insecure
    Alright.
     
  10. Coltonamore

    Coltonamore Time to stop Tron Bonne!

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    AlenJohn you piss me off, go to hell, and as to reading your story read the spoiler
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  12. Pleng

    Pleng GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Are we talking like, cooked cheese? Like on Pizza or toast? Or raw cheese? Raw cheese is just rancid.
     
  13. JoostinOnline

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    The Twilight Zone
    TL;DR
     
  14. Dartz150

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  15. Kouen Hasuki

    Kouen Hasuki Kouen the Cyber Husky

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    Now I want some cheese...