BANNANAGATE 2013

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by AlanJohn, Apr 21, 2013.

Apr 21, 2013

BANNANAGATE 2013 by AlanJohn at 7:32 PM (614 Views / 1 Likes) 15 replies

  1. AlanJohn
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    Hey, I'm really pissed right now and I'm considering suicide atm so I decided to make another tournament/banana thing.
    So, basically I have a banana, and a random post from this thread will determine what I do with it!
    RULES:
    • I will not put this in my anus
    • Post must not be edited after the winner is chosen
    • If the idea that was proposed by the winner already posted in a previous entry, another winner will be chosen.
    • Again, I wont insert that shit in my ass.
    • The entry must be creative, at least.
    • No p1ngpong's allowed.
    • Anything is allowed except of inserting the banana inside my penis/anus.
    The rules are as simple as that! Also, the winner will get a poster signed by AlanJohn and a sneak peek into Naked Fist's Hentmei 4.44: You can(not) unban. All aplications are due to April 28th of 2013.

    Last years winner:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  2. ComeTurismO

    Member ComeTurismO CTO

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    FLAGELLUM.
     
  3. Gahars

    Member Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Draw a little mankini on it and name it "Manana Hammock".
     
  4. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Carve it into a totem depicting the avatars of all your favourite Tempers.

    Mañana Hammock?

    THE HAMMOCK OF TOMORROW!
     
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  5. Tom Bombadildo

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    Put it in p1ngpong's anus
     
  6. Ammako

    Member Ammako GBAtemp Guru

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    Eat it like an ordinary human being, then go to a karting area and throw it onto the track when there are people driving.
     
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    Member J-Machine Self proclaimed Pog champion

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    put it in an air tight, clear container and take a picture of it every day for a few months- a year (really until it becomes too bad to keep anymore)
     
  8. _kbnft

    Newcomer _kbnft Lab Member

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    Put it in the phone microwave (subject name to change) and eat the gel banana.
     
  9. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    Place in athletic shorts, parade around a local grocery store asking if they have a fresh shipment of banana's claiming yours is rotten.
     
  10. AlanJohn
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    Come on guys the deadline is coming soon and I'm getting closer to suicide every hour :)
     
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    Member pokefloote GBAtemp Addict

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  12. Sop

    Banned Sop groovy dude lmao

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    Put it in your vagina.
     
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  13. Tom Bombadildo

    Contributor Tom Bombadildo Honk!

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    Or better yet, bury it in the sand dunes inside p1ngs vagina.
     
  14. Janthran

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    >No p1ngpong's allowed.

    nop
     
  15. Arras

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    Blend it, combine it with alcohol, leave for a few days (until it looks tasty) and consume it.
     
  16. Crystal the Glaceon

    Member Crystal the Glaceon GBAtemp Inkling™ Squishies~

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    Banana's are good for you, but can you still get all that goodness when you shove it up your butt? :unsure:
     

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