Badump-tshhhh

[Veho]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

And one of them yells "Dammit, it's hot in here!"

And the other one replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"


Badump-tsshhhhh

 

[WildWon]

Why is the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother is in a jam!

Bah dum tss

 

[moozxy]

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bob. One day Bob had the most terrible headache and so he went to take an aspirin, except the aspirin was not aspirin but cyanide. This was not good for him.

Bah dum tsssssssss?

 

[BORTZ]

what do you call a white-tailed deer playing monopoly?
Bored game!
EDIT wait how do i make a url into words?

 

[Minox]



 

[Rayder]

Everybody was jumping for joy....

....she was on the ceiling.

Badump-tsshhhhh

 

[The Worst]

So i says to Mable, I says, if IHOP is really the house of pancakes, how come i cant eat the walls?