Bad Pick Up lines.

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Feb 3, 2011

Bad Pick Up lines. by Zerosuit connor at 7:30 AM (1,666 Views / 0 Likes) 32 replies

  1. Zerosuit connor
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    Post the worst you know.
     


  2. Narayan

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    i don't know if this is bad or if this is a pick up line. it's originally in filipino i just translated it.
     
  3. CannonFoddr

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    woot, i was waiting for this [​IMG]
    here's some that people can actually use~

    "your first name and my surname go well together"

    "Someone farted, lets go out"

    "lets just get to the point, will you go out with me, or will i have to start stalking you?"
     
  5. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Nice legs. When do they open?
    That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
    Wanna go get some chicken and fuck? What you don't like chicken?
    Didn't we go to different schools together?
    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hi!
     
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    [shout]WOULD YOU LIKE TO FORNICATE WITH ME?[/shout]
     
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    Member R4Liam Artsy Dude

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    see this? [touch your top] this is boyfriend material!
     
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    Best.Line.EVER
     
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    ***ssszzzzklikzzzssskzszs******Sorry...****zzzzzsss*****Not...coming through...*****


    Oh...wait.







    You didn't mean that kind of bad pick up, did you?
     
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    Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. [​IMG]
     
  11. overslept

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    ... buttsex? [​IMG]
     
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    What's a place like this doing around a girl like you?
    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
    The word of the day is "Legs" Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
    Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind since I first saw you.
    I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave.
    Do you believe in first sight, or should I turn around and come in again?
    Almost anything in an Australian or British accent. (Yes, American men do this)
     
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    "Wanna go out?"
     
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    just watch an episode of johnny bravo, nuf said.
     
  15. mucus

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    this only works as a bad pickup line if you're me
    "hey babe, wanna go out with me?"
     
  16. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    It's a horrible pickup line for anyone [​IMG]
     
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    FOREVER ALONE, but I can fix that.
     
  18. Narayan

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    there's always porn and hentai, and your hand.
     
  19. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Make me a sammich and I might fuck you.
     
  20. iMasaru

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    i actually tried that one out on a girl once as a joke, her reply wasnt really what i expected...

    "Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long."
    "yh? well i was most likely running after you with a chainsaw, trying to kill you..."

    T_T
     

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