Bad Jokes Thread

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Mar 19, 2013

Bad Jokes Thread by J-Machine at 10:08 PM (1,570 Views / 1 Likes) 51 replies

  1. J-Machine
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    Everyone enjoys a good bad joke. A jib so lame you sigh only to laugh at it's terribleness after. Seeing as I have yet to find a place where a gaggle of giggles can be found, I've brought it upon myself to discover this paradise of bad puns and wordplay myself. So without further ado, allow me to break the ice with this grade school gem:

    Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!


    Now that I've tickled your funny bone temps, tickle our ribs with your own jokes.
     
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    wow that was bad. lol reminds me off this one.

    Q: What do you call a lady with no arms or legs on a bbq grill?
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    What do you call a man in-between 2 buildings with 2 sheep?

    Alibaba
     
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    so man walks in to a bar says ouch
     
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    dyslexic man walks into a bra. gets slapped
     
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    What do you call a man with no legs and a mohawk?
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    What do you call a man with no arms and legs that was attacked by a cat?

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    Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake?

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    They say flattery will get you nowhere but where does it really get you?



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    Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

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    What do you call a cow with two legs?
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
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    I think I'll win with this one.

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    [spoken in an Australian accent]

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?
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